Today, I found a note on the front door of my flat saying, "You left your keys in your garage door so I put them in your letter box". Guess where my letter box key is. FML
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Today, I was looking for my condo keys, thinking I had left them in my mailbox on the first floor the night before. Leaving to check, I realized I'd forgot to take them out of my door when I had come in, leaving them in the keyhole. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML
Today, I got a notice on my apartment door that I'd received a package when no one was home, and it was left at the backdoor. I don't have a backdoor. FML
Today, on the way to work, I pulled over at a postbox to post a letter. I walked up to the box with the letter in one hand, car key in the other. Guess which one I posted. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML
Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML
Today, after months of wondering what a mysterious key I found in an old kitchen drawer unlocked, I finally discovered it fit the lock on a storage unit. I opened it and found a box containing three other keys I had also forgotten about. FML
Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML
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Mitch_Connor 11
Locky you
onthetoilet 3
Where?
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Comments (191)
katiecherrie 4
Eh. At least someone didn't break into your house and steal shit?
Jaxon26 0
The road to hell is paved with good intentions. Or something like that.
HomeAl0ne 20
Relax, I've mailed you a new copy.
sasha_kay 4
Everyone is saying the garage, OP asked where the key is... it's on the same ring of keys that are in the box...which needs the key that's inside it to open it.
val2010 0
thank you haha u helped me understand this... aha dumb moment
Bradley_Dillon 39
Finally.. I had to search through the comments to see who'd understand.
Rawr6591 21
If its in your letter box shouldnt the person know that since they opened your letter box to put the keys in there.... So they should know you cant open the box to get the key... But I could be wrong
cptmorgan6 8
Yes, that would be the purpose of the FML...
deathtrap 0
Actually no. He put the keys in the mailbox using the open slot the mailman uses the key the owner uses is on the Keyring so he can't get into the mailbox now
salvorican 24
Maybe you'll get lucky and a magical unicorn will get your keys for you
EPICROCKERNINJA 8
Bummer
LevyLove 17
Damn, at least they were trying to be nice
elmogoezRAWR 0
McHeartAttack
IamDre 5
If they could get into your letter box without a key, you should be able too.
katiecherrie 4
I hope you're joking
missbadluk 0
Really? You DO know what a letter box is right? Wow...