By ivegotapackage - 05/01/2015 23:47 - United States - Greensboro

Today, I got a notice on my apartment door that I'd received a package when no one was home, and it was left at the backdoor. I don't have a backdoor. FML
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ohjoy15 33

Before calling the police I'd check with the apartment manager. Sometimes they accept packages on behalf of residents/store packages in the office for safekeeping.

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Superspiderbat 23

It was probably a prank someone pulled on you. Try to find who sent the package

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Enkeria 30

First comment! :D That seriously sucks though. My suggestion is call the police and the shipping company like USPS or UPS or FedEx. Find out who delivered it and maybe get finger prints off the note? Good luck!

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Superspiderbat 23

It was probably a prank someone pulled on you. Try to find who sent the package

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abigiggles 39

You "received a package at the back door" if you know what I meant~

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Enslaved 36

"Shake for me, girl. I wanna be your backdoor man."

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badluckalex 23

this thread have me ebola

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fuckyourlifeOP 25

11, you surely didn't help the situation. Now, there's the back door, you can leave now.

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VeganVampyre 26

I have this funny feeling there may be a button for that somewhere around here...

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cadillacgal79 32

Or your house is built into a hill

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cheeeksss 29

You've never lived in a dorm, I assume.

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blackman303 11

Oh really, Jesus where would I be without you guys, now I know that there isn't always a backdoor... wow amazing

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cadillacgal79 32

32-you just contradicted yourself...

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blackman303 11

No I did not, it's called sarcasm... I made sure to type easily enough through typing as sarcasm isn't easily noticed when typed out. Even if I wasn't being sarcastic, I did not contradict myself, you're wrong.

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GrinchFu1 27

I think your boyfriend is subtly trying to tell you that he wants to try anal... Kudos to him on his creativity!

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ohjoy15 33

Before calling the police I'd check with the apartment manager. Sometimes they accept packages on behalf of residents/store packages in the office for safekeeping.

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dylanhasemann 9

They are talking about the backdoor your boyfriend's side chick sneaks out of.

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Dreamsorrow93 24

Just a wild guess... Maybe the apartment behind you is your back door?

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HighasaCloud 46

If it is a different apartment, how would it be a back door to your place?

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DrRO93 14

Then where the **** did it go?

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