Today, I found a note on the front door of my flat saying, "You left your keys in your garage door so I put them in your letter box". Guess where my letter box key is. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was looking for my condo keys, thinking I had left them in my mailbox on the first floor the night before. Leaving to check, I realized I'd forgot to take them out of my door when I had come in, leaving them in the keyhole. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML
Today, I got a notice on my apartment door that I'd received a package when no one was home, and it was left at the backdoor. I don't have a backdoor. FML
Today, on the way to work, I pulled over at a postbox to post a letter. I walked up to the box with the letter in one hand, car key in the other. Guess which one I posted. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML
Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML
Today, after months of wondering what a mysterious key I found in an old kitchen drawer unlocked, I finally discovered it fit the lock on a storage unit. I opened it and found a box containing three other keys I had also forgotten about. FML
Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML
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Mitch_Connor 11
Locky you
onthetoilet 3
Where?
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Comments (191)
mtbrown 0
Your lucky some punk didn't brake in.
tfair85 2
It would be terrible for someone to enter a house by using brakes.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
How did they get the keys into your letter box if it was locked?
NinaTatianna 9
the answer to where the letterbox key is: on the keyring... which is now in his letterbox... get it?
NinaTatianna 9
there is a slot in the letterbox to put shit....have you never seen one before....
yadudej 0
oh I know I can get this! ...inside the house?!...inside your car?!...oh damn it I give up.
cristmist 5
In the letterbox huh?
rtjacobson 0
That was nice of the random stranger though.
dcg1375 7
They used the same key on your ring to get into the "letter box". Which means the keys are in there so it can't be locked. Easy just open your "letter box" and get them out. Duh.
brianjman14 23
Maybe the letterbox locks automatically when it closes? Does it do that? I don't know, because I've never had one.
BoredomCentral 8
I say you need to invest in a copy of the key, which is to stay at home in a safe place. So, if this ever happens to you again, you'll be able to open your mailbox..
zeldaxlove64_fml 0
On ur keys ;) haha lol good job!
DrunkSwagger 2
That's awful man
decidedlyvague 11
"I saw your car in the garage so I put it in your house."