Today, I found a note on the front door of my flat saying, "You left your keys in your garage door so I put them in your letter box". Guess where my letter box key is. FML
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Today, I was looking for my condo keys, thinking I had left them in my mailbox on the first floor the night before. Leaving to check, I realized I'd forgot to take them out of my door when I had come in, leaving them in the keyhole. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML
Today, I got a notice on my apartment door that I'd received a package when no one was home, and it was left at the backdoor. I don't have a backdoor. FML
Today, on the way to work, I pulled over at a postbox to post a letter. I walked up to the box with the letter in one hand, car key in the other. Guess which one I posted. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML
Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML
Today, after months of wondering what a mysterious key I found in an old kitchen drawer unlocked, I finally discovered it fit the lock on a storage unit. I opened it and found a box containing three other keys I had also forgotten about. FML
Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML
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Mitch_Connor 11
Locky you
onthetoilet 3
Where?
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Comments (191)
chookyla1 5
At least they were trying to be nice....they could of easily robbed you.
ukrage 1
Don't bitch on here about that cuz ur lucky that u weren't robbed
tonnyfong 3
Isnt it cheaper to break the locks of your letter box? Not too bad aye.
neuf77 1
up your ass? right where your head is?
likewoahxHelen 5
That sucks
xXshadowrollerXx 6
Reading this FML and the comments has given me the craziest mindfuck. With each consecutive comment, I understood less and less. I need an explanation.
psykokandy 3
I think the OP's letterbox is locked with the keys they would normally use to open it inside said letterbox. I think.
robertd73 24
You should invest in a keychain
tigermilz 1
What a nice and stupid thing to do !! :/
pinkspaceboundro 0
Just for the record- this is why you need a mail box! Not a letter box
rachel_potter 13
Same thing
pinkspaceboundro 0
No a mail box doesnt lock.
Nok27 1
The OP lives in an apartment/communal living place. They tend to not have a choice about mail boxes vs. letter boxes.
katycamp30611 0
well, then how did THEY get in the letter box if they didn't know your key was on there??...
katiecherrie 4
..... you realize there's a slot to put mail in/objects right? Mr post man doesn't have a special key for the worlds 6 billion letter boxes?