By unicorn - 13/09/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML
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thrAsHeRr9081 16

SHUN THE NONBELIEVER! SHUUUNNN.

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missyj0 12

You must believe in the unicorns! Or else you shall feel their wrath.

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13FTW 9

Should've ******* believed.

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ChibiGirl5 0

Yea really everyone believes in unicorns and dragons xD

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13FTW 9

Why the "xD" face? I'm being completely and entirely serious in this matter, please refrain from making jokes or any sarcasm. It is slightly offensive.

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nonelikeworms 0

OP should have run after the kid trying to poke him.......or maybe that's me

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LiveLaughFML 10

planking, coning..the crap that people my age come up with these days. SMH lol (:

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fakeaccountX 6

Beware! The more you believe in them, the more they'll try to get you.

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captianKool 4

That kid had some balls... Or a mental disorder

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Iamnotmyself 17

Wait... so why did you lie about believing in.... Oh wait that was the acid trip never mind.

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kelsey_katie 17

My friend has a video on YouTube of him doing that at a mcdonalds drive thru. Look up uniconing on YouTube!!

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Bekeliyr 10

such a rip off of coning

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cocknblock 0

So this was able to reach ur head?

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missyj0 12

You must believe in the unicorns! Or else you shall feel their wrath.

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tylersign 11

Exactly. Next time it won't just be a kid. The unicorns will show up, and then will you believe, OP? That's what I thought.

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salvorican 24

YDI for not believing in unicorns!! :O

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Unicorns aren't real, they're just polycorns that lost a few of their horns in battle. Duhhh.

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InsanePPG 25

#3, I was going to say the exact same thing, and you beat me to it.

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Lennes 12

#93, I don't think it changes the fact that pegasuses (or pegasi) are flipping awesome.

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Lennes 12

#93, I don't think it changes the fact that pegasuses (or pegasi) are flipping awesome.

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Lennes 12

#93, I don't think it changes the fact that pegasuses (or pegasi) are flipping awesome.

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Lennes 12

#93, I don't think it changes the fact that pegasuses (or pegasi) are flipping awesome.

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Lennes 12

#93, I don't think it changes the fact that pegasuses (or pegasi) are flipping awesome.

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Lennes 12

Aw bloody hell. What happened?

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Splurgeaholic 4

Happens to me every day ....

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Death_From_Above 0

That sucks... Every day? I guess ur like me an won't ever believe in unicorns

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carpedhiem 0

im pretty sure u get horns dunked somewhere else huh?

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carpedhiem 0

im pretty sure u get horns dunked somewhere else huh?

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

SHUN THE NONBELIEVER! SHUUUNNN.

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iam_yummylicious 12

I want to believe, but I was touched when I was little :(...

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BellaBelle_fml 23

Chaaarrrlieeee! We're on a bridge Charlie, a magical bridge of hope and wonder!

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chookyla1 5

Come to candy mountain chhhharrrrrlieeeee. :D

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chimcharx3 15

Lol 69's comment is perfect for the comment they made

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EvilPotato 14

Candy mountain, candy mountain the land of tasty treats (several minutes later...) goddamn they took my spleen.

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sleepyhungry93 0

Lol this legitimately made my day. Thank you.

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hailphire130 0

103-MY KIDNEY!!! THEY STOLE MY FREAKIN' KIDNEY, GOD DAMN IT!!!

23 0
lilwaynerockz_fml 12

He wanted OP to look like a unicorn with the ice cream cone!

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smappy 1

You were not being sarcastic; as the meaning of the word obviously fails you. You were being a moron as befits your cliche profile picture.

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KiddNYC1O 20

112- Hey now, low blows and kidney shots are illegal.

12 3
skata 4

6- btw, tha Carter IV sucks

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skata 4

6- btw, tha Carter IV sucks

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rebekahah 7

Do you want an award, super genius?

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je_suis_fml 11

captain obvious saves the day!

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zachherbert 10

112- Not illegal, just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane. Everyone just got so sensitive after 9-11. Thanks a lot bin Laden.

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missyj0 12

Not a trace, of doubt in my mind. I'm in love, oooooooooh. I'm a believer, I couldn't leave her if I tried! I'm sorry. I just had too :3

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HeyImJuli 3

16 is married to a unicorn. Very happy together, very happy :)

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RA661 8

That always reminds me of Shrek

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BB_ava 0

Ice cream cone on your head. You're the unicorn now ;) I guess that was his prank.

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elmogoezRAWR 0

Holy shit!!! ****** brix*

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dotgov1369 1

Thank you Captain Obvious!!!

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PYLrulz 17

OP could of been sitting on a park bench, or having a picnic in the park sitting on a blanket

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cptmorgan6 8

Or... OP was taking a stroll, just like they state in the FML.

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