FML : Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone...

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Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By unicorn / Tuesday 13 September 2011 21:21 / United States

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By thrAsHeRr9081 | 16

#3285263 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 1:08

SHUN THE NONBELIEVER! SHUUUNNN.

By missyj0 | 12

#3285238 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 1:06

You must believe in the unicorns! Or else you shall feel their wrath.

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By ChibiGirl5 | 0

#3285232 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 1:06

Hahahah oh god

13FTW | 9

#3285296 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 1:10

Should've fucking believed.

ChibiGirl5 | 0

#3285339 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 1:15

Yea really everyone believes in unicorns and dragons xD

13FTW | 9

#3285361 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 1:16

Why the "xD" face? I'm being completely and entirely serious in this matter, please refrain from making jokes or any sarcasm. It is slightly offensive.

nonelikeworms | 0

#3285409 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 1:20

OP should have run after the kid trying to poke him.......or maybe that's me

LiveLaughFML | 10

#3285547 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 1:38

planking, coning..the crap that people my age come up with these days. SMH lol (:

fakeaccountX | 6

#3285584 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 1:43

Beware! The more you believe in them, the more they'll try to get you.

captianKool | 4

#3285889 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 2:44

That kid had some balls... Or a mental disorder

Iamnotmyself | 17

#3286006 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 3:01

Wait... so why did you lie about believing in.... Oh wait that was the acid trip never mind.

kelsey_katie | 17

#3286361 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 4:22

My friend has a video on YouTube of him doing that at a mcdonalds drive thru. Look up uniconing on YouTube!!

Bekeliyr | 10

#3286471 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 4:41

such a rip off of coning

cocknblock | 0

#3286767 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 5:29

So this was able to reach ur head?

By missyj0 | 12

#3285238 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 1:06

You must believe in the unicorns! Or else you shall feel their wrath.

tylersign | 11

#3285376 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 1:17

Exactly. Next time it won't just be a kid. The unicorns will show up, and then will you believe, OP? That's what I thought.

jacetopia96 | 1

#3285738 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 2:10

I love the video of the drive thru guy.

waggleninja | 0

#3285769 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 2:17

nice tata's

rebekahah | 7

#3286382 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 4:27

Revenge is sweet

Skinner13 | 9

#3286426 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 4:34

Really dude???

Skinner13 | 9

#3286446 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 4:38

My tata's r way nicer than that!

deXter11_fml | 0

#3286827 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 5:42

What tata's?

By salvorican | 24

#3285248 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 1:07

YDI for not believing in unicorns!! :O

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#3285477 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 1:28

Unicorns aren't real, they're just polycorns that lost a few of their horns in battle. Duhhh.

caitlyndeon18 | 10

#3285696 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 2:03

Pegasus's are better :) they fly! ;)

InsanePPG | 25

#3285700 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 2:04

#3, I was going to say the exact same thing, and you beat me to it.

white16sox | 19

#3285796 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 2:24

80 it's pegasi.