Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML
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thrAsHeRr9081
| 16
SHUN THE NONBELIEVER! SHUUUNNN.
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missyj0
| 12
You must believe in the unicorns! Or else you shall feel their wrath.
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ChibiGirl5
| 0
Hahahah oh god
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13FTW
| 9
Should've fucking believed.
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ChibiGirl5
| 0
Yea really everyone believes in unicorns and dragons xD
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13FTW
| 9
Why the "xD" face? I'm being completely and entirely serious in this matter, please refrain from making jokes or any sarcasm. It is slightly offensive.
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nonelikeworms
| 0
OP should have run after the kid trying to poke him.......or maybe that's me
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LiveLaughFML
| 10
planking, coning..the crap that people my age come up with these days. SMH lol (:
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fakeaccountX
| 6
Beware! The more you believe in them, the more they'll try to get you.
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captianKool
| 4
That kid had some balls... Or a mental disorder
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Iamnotmyself
| 17
Wait... so why did you lie about believing in.... Oh wait that was the acid trip never mind.
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kelsey_katie
| 17
My friend has a video on YouTube of him doing that at a mcdonalds drive thru. Look up uniconing on YouTube!!
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Bekeliyr
| 10
such a rip off of coning
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cocknblock
| 0
So this was able to reach ur head?
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missyj0
| 12
You must believe in the unicorns! Or else you shall feel their wrath.
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tylersign
| 11
Exactly. Next time it won't just be a kid. The unicorns will show up, and then will you believe, OP? That's what I thought.
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jacetopia96
| 1
I love the video of the drive thru guy.
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waggleninja
| 0
nice tata's
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rebekahah
| 7
Revenge is sweet
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Skinner13
| 9
Really dude???
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Skinner13
| 9
My tata's r way nicer than that!
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deXter11_fml
| 0
What tata's?
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salvorican
| 24
YDI for not believing in unicorns!! :O
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
Unicorns aren't real, they're just polycorns that lost a few of their horns in battle. Duhhh.
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caitlyndeon18
| 10
Pegasus's are better :) they fly! ;)
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InsanePPG
| 25
#3, I was going to say the exact same thing, and you beat me to it.
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white16sox
| 19
80 it's pegasi.
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Lennes
| 12
#93, I don't think it changes the fact that pegasuses (or pegasi) are flipping awesome.
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Lennes
| 12
#93, I don't think it changes the fact that pegasuses (or pegasi) are flipping awesome.
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Lennes
| 12
#93, I don't think it changes the fact that pegasuses (or pegasi) are flipping awesome.
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Lennes
| 12
#93, I don't think it changes the fact that pegasuses (or pegasi) are flipping awesome.
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Lennes
| 12
#93, I don't think it changes the fact that pegasuses (or pegasi) are flipping awesome.
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Lennes
| 12
Aw bloody hell. What happened?
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Splurgeaholic
| 4
Happens to me every day ....
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Death_From_Above
| 0
That sucks... Every day? I guess ur like me an won't ever believe in unicorns
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carpedhiem
| 0
im pretty sure u get horns dunked somewhere else huh?
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carpedhiem
| 0
im pretty sure u get horns dunked somewhere else huh?
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thrAsHeRr9081
| 16
SHUN THE NONBELIEVER! SHUUUNNN.
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cameraobscura83
| 3
I believe!!!
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st3phii
| 9
Help me believe!
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iam_yummylicious
| 12
I want to believe, but I was touched when I was little :(...
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BellaBelle_fml
| 23
Chaaarrrlieeee! We're on a bridge Charlie, a magical bridge of hope and wonder!
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chookyla1
| 5
Come to candy mountain chhhharrrrrlieeeee. :D
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chimcharx3
| 15
Lol 69's comment is perfect for the comment they made
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EvilPotato
| 14
Candy mountain, candy mountain the land of tasty treats (several minutes later...) goddamn they took my spleen.
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sleepyhungry93
| 0
Lol this legitimately made my day. Thank you.
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hailphire130
| 0
103-MY KIDNEY!!! THEY STOLE MY FREAKIN' KIDNEY, GOD DAMN IT!!!
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EvilPotato
| 14
135 oh man they took my tv!
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lilwaynerockz_fml
| 12
He wanted OP to look like a unicorn with the ice cream cone!
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
I never woulda guessed...
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
.
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GardeningHoes
| 0
Oh I thought he was a blueberry.
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lilwaynerockz_fml
| 12
I was being sarcastic... Dumbass
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smappy
| 1
You were not being sarcastic; as the meaning of the word obviously fails you. You were being a moron as befits your cliche profile picture.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
112- Hey now, low blows and kidney shots are illegal.
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sp3nZ3r
| 1
No shit Sherlock!
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skata
| 4
6- btw, tha Carter IV sucks
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skata
| 4
6- btw, tha Carter IV sucks
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FMLKamiisaur
| 0
You are the dumbass, dumbass. -.-
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rebekahah
| 7
Do you want an award, super genius?
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je_suis_fml
| 11
captain obvious saves the day!
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zachherbert
| 10
112- Not illegal, just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane. Everyone just got so sensitive after 9-11. Thanks a lot bin Laden.
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shovels
| 0
200, your picture is so beast
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Mitch_Connor
| 11
Then I saw her face,
NOW I'M A BELIEVER!
NOW I'M A BELIEVER!
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missyj0
| 12
Not a trace, of doubt in my mind. I'm in love, oooooooooh. I'm a believer, I couldn't leave her if I tried!
I'm sorry. I just had too :3
I'm sorry. I just had too :3
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HeyImJuli
| 3
16 is married to a unicorn. Very happy together, very happy :)
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RA661
| 8
That always reminds me of Shrek
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BB_ava
| 0
Ice cream cone on your head. You're the unicorn now ;) I guess that was his prank.
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dreamering
| 16
How did you guess that?
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elmogoezRAWR
| 0
Holy shit!!! *shits brix*
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dotgov1369
| 1
Thank you Captain Obvious!!!
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onthetoilet
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How tall was this kid to reach your head
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PYLrulz
| 17
OP could of been sitting on a park bench, or having a picnic in the park sitting on a blanket
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cptmorgan6
| 8
Or... OP was taking a stroll, just like they state in the FML.
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maddylovesu
| 5
shun the non-believer charlie, shunnnn(;