By unicorn - United States
Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML
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  13FTW  |  9

Why the "xD" face? I'm being completely and entirely serious in this matter, please refrain from making jokes or any sarcasm. It is slightly offensive.

  smappy  |  1

You were not being sarcastic; as the meaning of the word obviously fails you. You were being a moron as befits your cliche profile picture.