By unicorn - 13/09/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML
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SHUN THE NONBELIEVER! SHUUUNNN.

You must believe in the unicorns! Or else you shall feel their wrath.

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Hahahah oh god

Should've fucking believed.

Yea really everyone believes in unicorns and dragons xD

Why the "xD" face? I'm being completely and entirely serious in this matter, please refrain from making jokes or any sarcasm. It is slightly offensive.

OP should have run after the kid trying to poke him.......or maybe that's me

planking, coning..the crap that people my age come up with these days. SMH lol (:

Beware! The more you believe in them, the more they'll try to get you.

That kid had some balls... Or a mental disorder

Wait... so why did you lie about believing in.... Oh wait that was the acid trip never mind.

My friend has a video on YouTube of him doing that at a mcdonalds drive thru. Look up uniconing on YouTube!!

such a rip off of coning

So this was able to reach ur head?

You must believe in the unicorns! Or else you shall feel their wrath.

Exactly. Next time it won't just be a kid. The unicorns will show up, and then will you believe, OP? That's what I thought.

I love the video of the drive thru guy.

nice tata's

Revenge is sweet

Really dude???

My tata's r way nicer than that!

What tata's?

YDI for not believing in unicorns!! :O

Unicorns aren't real, they're just polycorns that lost a few of their horns in battle. Duhhh.

Pegasus's are better :) they fly! ;)

#3, I was going to say the exact same thing, and you beat me to it.

80 it's pegasi.

#93, I don't think it changes the fact that pegasuses (or pegasi) are flipping awesome.

#93, I don't think it changes the fact that pegasuses (or pegasi) are flipping awesome.

#93, I don't think it changes the fact that pegasuses (or pegasi) are flipping awesome.

#93, I don't think it changes the fact that pegasuses (or pegasi) are flipping awesome.

#93, I don't think it changes the fact that pegasuses (or pegasi) are flipping awesome.

Aw bloody hell. What happened?

Happens to me every day ....

That sucks... Every day? I guess ur like me an won't ever believe in unicorns

im pretty sure u get horns dunked somewhere else huh?

im pretty sure u get horns dunked somewhere else huh?

SHUN THE NONBELIEVER! SHUUUNNN.

Help me believe!

I want to believe, but I was touched when I was little :(...

Chaaarrrlieeee! We're on a bridge Charlie, a magical bridge of hope and wonder!

Come to candy mountain chhhharrrrrlieeeee. :D

Lol 69's comment is perfect for the comment they made

Candy mountain, candy mountain the land of tasty treats (several minutes later...) goddamn they took my spleen.

Lol this legitimately made my day. Thank you.

103-MY KIDNEY!!! THEY STOLE MY FREAKIN' KIDNEY, GOD DAMN IT!!!

135 oh man they took my tv!

He wanted OP to look like a unicorn with the ice cream cone!

I never woulda guessed...

Oh I thought he was a blueberry.

I was being sarcastic... Dumbass

You were not being sarcastic; as the meaning of the word obviously fails you. You were being a moron as befits your cliche profile picture.

112- Hey now, low blows and kidney shots are illegal.

No shit Sherlock!

6- btw, tha Carter IV sucks

6- btw, tha Carter IV sucks

You are the dumbass, dumbass. -.-

Do you want an award, super genius?

captain obvious saves the day!

112- Not illegal, just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane. Everyone just got so sensitive after 9-11. Thanks a lot bin Laden.

200, your picture is so beast

Then I saw her face, NOW I'M A BELIEVER!

Not a trace, of doubt in my mind. I'm in love, oooooooooh. I'm a believer, I couldn't leave her if I tried! I'm sorry. I just had too :3

16 is married to a unicorn. Very happy together, very happy :)

That always reminds me of Shrek

Ice cream cone on your head. You're the unicorn now ;) I guess that was his prank.

How did you guess that?

Holy shit!!! *shits brix*

Thank you Captain Obvious!!!

How tall was this kid to reach your head

OP could of been sitting on a park bench, or having a picnic in the park sitting on a blanket

Or... OP was taking a stroll, just like they state in the FML.

shun the non-believer charlie, shunnnn(;