Intimacy and Transportation: Today, when getting off the bus, the driver said he thought I...

By pirate prude - 11/07/2017 20:00 - Canada

Today, when getting off the bus, the driver said he thought I was going to exit from the front. Without thinking, I responded, "Oh no, I'm more of a backdoor kinda girl!" FML

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Lalala579121 27

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Wednesday 12 July 2017 6:49

So how many of the guys on the bus scrambled to follow you off after you said that?

zainman13 26

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Wednesday 12 July 2017 5:09

Well, are you?

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zainman13 26

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Wednesday 12 July 2017 5:09

Well, are you?

pirate prude 12

Thursday 13 July 2017 3:49

Only on public transit, thank you very much! And, uh, only when getting off the bus. I don't have some weird "no anal unless it's on the bus" kink.

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Wednesday 12 July 2017 6:47

Well now he'll be after you booty.

Lalala579121 27

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Wednesday 12 July 2017 6:49

So how many of the guys on the bus scrambled to follow you off after you said that?

pirate prude 12

Thursday 13 July 2017 3:51

Hahah good lord. Thankfully I was getting off (the BUS, dammit!) in a pretty rural area. If I was getting off downtown that could have been interesting, to say the least.

RichardPencil 30

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Wednesday 12 July 2017 6:55

Free bus fare for life! (At least not in cash ;) )

pirate prude 12

Thursday 13 July 2017 3:52

Ehh, I'll settle up with grass, thanks :)

Lobby_Bee 17

Wednesday 12 July 2017 7:53

If you didn't wink afterwards, it doesn't count as sexual innuendo. *wink wink*

pirate prude 12

Thursday 13 July 2017 3:55

No wink, just clapped my hand over my mouth, turned beet red and ran out the damn door.

ArbiterOfFML 24

Wednesday 12 July 2017 19:05

Well, ARE YOU!?!

Fffhjno_fml 17

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Thursday 13 July 2017 4:11

I guess I need to utilize public transportation more often. I'm still trying to figure out how you conversed with the driver from the back of the bus? I can't envision that being possible on my local buses. Or you were already in the front and went to the back simply to exit?