Intimacy and Transportation: Today, when getting off the bus, the driver said he thought I...

By pirate prude - 11/07/2017 20:00 - Canada

Today, when getting off the bus, the driver said he thought I was going to exit from the front. Without thinking, I responded, "Oh no, I'm more of a backdoor kinda girl!" FML

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By coco - 18/06/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I was on a very crowded bus, standing near the back door. People had to get off at the stop, and being near the door, I had to step off the bus, allowing the people to exit. I was about to enter back into the bus, the door closed and the bus driver took off, leaving me stranded. FML

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By insignificant - 29/10/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I was getting on a bus, the driver shut the door on me while I was half way inside. Instead of apologizing to me, he criticized me for getting in the way. FML

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By Tee - 10/11/2009 02:20 - Australia

Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus. As I turned to get on, the door closed on my face. I knocked on the door. The driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML

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By hahahano - 24/12/2010 22:32 - United States

Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off and drove away laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2013 06:42

Today, I was the last person in line for going on the bus. Incidentally, I was right behind a guy way taller and wider than me. When he got on the bus, the bus driver immediately shut the door behind him. I was left outside chasing after the bus. FML

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By crop circle galore - 06/09/2014 02:36 - United States

Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2013 14:23 - Taiwan - Taipei

Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2010 10:33 - Australia

Today, I temporarily got off the bus for the other students to get off, because they push and shove along their way. Then the bus driver closed the door on me and drove off. My laptop was on that bus. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2015 13:58 - United States

Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML

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Lalala579121 27

Wednesday 12 July 2017 6:49

So how many of the guys on the bus scrambled to follow you off after you said that?

zainman13 26

Wednesday 12 July 2017 5:09

Well, are you?

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zainman13 26

Wednesday 12 July 2017 5:09

Well, are you?

pirate prude 12

Thursday 13 July 2017 3:49

Only on public transit, thank you very much! And, uh, only when getting off the bus. I don't have some weird "no anal unless it's on the bus" kink.

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Wednesday 12 July 2017 6:47

Well now he'll be after you booty.

Lalala579121 27

Wednesday 12 July 2017 6:49

So how many of the guys on the bus scrambled to follow you off after you said that?

pirate prude 12

Thursday 13 July 2017 3:51

Hahah good lord. Thankfully I was getting off (the BUS, dammit!) in a pretty rural area. If I was getting off downtown that could have been interesting, to say the least.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 12 July 2017 6:55

Free bus fare for life! (At least not in cash ;) )

pirate prude 12

Thursday 13 July 2017 3:52

Ehh, I'll settle up with grass, thanks :)

Lobby_Bee 17

Wednesday 12 July 2017 7:53

If you didn't wink afterwards, it doesn't count as sexual innuendo. *wink wink*

pirate prude 12

Thursday 13 July 2017 3:55

No wink, just clapped my hand over my mouth, turned beet red and ran out the damn door.

ArbiterOfFML 24

Wednesday 12 July 2017 19:05

Well, ARE YOU!?!

Fffhjno_fml 17

Thursday 13 July 2017 4:11

I guess I need to utilize public transportation more often. I'm still trying to figure out how you conversed with the driver from the back of the bus? I can't envision that being possible on my local buses. Or you were already in the front and went to the back simply to exit?