Intimacy and Transportation: Today, when getting off the bus, the driver said he thought I...

By pirate prude - 11/07/2017 20:00 - Canada

Today, when getting off the bus, the driver said he thought I was going to exit from the front. Without thinking, I responded, "Oh no, I'm more of a backdoor kinda girl!" FML

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By coco - 18/06/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I was on a very crowded bus, standing near the back door. People had to get off at the stop, and being near the door, I had to step off the bus, allowing the people to exit. I was about to enter back into the bus, the door closed and the bus driver took off, leaving me stranded. FML

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By insignificant - 29/10/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I was getting on a bus, the driver shut the door on me while I was half way inside. Instead of apologizing to me, he criticized me for getting in the way. FML

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By Tee - 10/11/2009 02:20 - Australia

Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus. As I turned to get on, the door closed on my face. I knocked on the door. The driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2015 13:58 - United States

Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2013 06:42

Today, I was the last person in line for going on the bus. Incidentally, I was right behind a guy way taller and wider than me. When he got on the bus, the bus driver immediately shut the door behind him. I was left outside chasing after the bus. FML

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By regrub - 10/01/2010 09:14 - United States

Today, ignoring the unspoken rule of not entering the bus when the driver's not inside, I went in while he was taking a break. As I stepped inside, he reached in the window and pressed the "close-door" button. It closed on my hand. Everyone at the bus stop laughed as I yelped in pain. FML

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By Nat3_2020 - 27/01/2015 14:02 - United States

Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 05:40 - Canada

Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML

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By hahahano - 24/12/2010 22:32 - United States

Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off, and drove away laughing. FML

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By luciaspiano - 05/02/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML

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Lalala579121 27

Wednesday 12 July 2017 6:49

So how many of the guys on the bus scrambled to follow you off after you said that?

zainman13 26

Wednesday 12 July 2017 5:09

Well, are you?

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zainman13 26

Wednesday 12 July 2017 5:09

Well, are you?

pirate prude 12

Thursday 13 July 2017 3:49

Only on public transit, thank you very much! And, uh, only when getting off the bus. I don't have some weird "no anal unless it's on the bus" kink.

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Wednesday 12 July 2017 6:47

Well now he'll be after you booty.

Lalala579121 27

Wednesday 12 July 2017 6:49

So how many of the guys on the bus scrambled to follow you off after you said that?

pirate prude 12

Thursday 13 July 2017 3:51

Hahah good lord. Thankfully I was getting off (the BUS, dammit!) in a pretty rural area. If I was getting off downtown that could have been interesting, to say the least.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 12 July 2017 6:55

Free bus fare for life! (At least not in cash ;) )

pirate prude 12

Thursday 13 July 2017 3:52

Ehh, I'll settle up with grass, thanks :)

Lobby_Bee 17

Wednesday 12 July 2017 7:53

If you didn't wink afterwards, it doesn't count as sexual innuendo. *wink wink*

pirate prude 12

Thursday 13 July 2017 3:55

No wink, just clapped my hand over my mouth, turned beet red and ran out the damn door.

ArbiterOfFML 24

Wednesday 12 July 2017 19:05

Well, ARE YOU!?!

Fffhjno_fml 17

Thursday 13 July 2017 4:11

I guess I need to utilize public transportation more often. I'm still trying to figure out how you conversed with the driver from the back of the bus? I can't envision that being possible on my local buses. Or you were already in the front and went to the back simply to exit?