By pirate prude - 11/07/2017 20:00 - Canada

Today, when getting off the bus, the driver said he thought I was going to exit from the front. Without thinking, I responded, "Oh no, I'm more of a backdoor kinda girl!" FML
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So how many of the guys on the bus scrambled to follow you off after you said that?

Well, are you?

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Well, are you?

Only on public transit, thank you very much! And, uh, only when getting off the bus. I don't have some weird "no anal unless it's on the bus" kink.

Well now he'll be after you booty.

So how many of the guys on the bus scrambled to follow you off after you said that?

Hahah good lord. Thankfully I was getting off (the BUS, dammit!) in a pretty rural area. If I was getting off downtown that could have been interesting, to say the least.

Free bus fare for life! (At least not in cash ;) )

Ehh, I'll settle up with grass, thanks :)

If you didn't wink afterwards, it doesn't count as sexual innuendo. *wink wink*

No wink, just clapped my hand over my mouth, turned beet red and ran out the damn door.

Well, ARE YOU!?!

I guess I need to utilize public transportation more often. I'm still trying to figure out how you conversed with the driver from the back of the bus? I can't envision that being possible on my local buses. Or you were already in the front and went to the back simply to exit?

It's a relatively small town and a correspondingly small bus.

Well you're dedicated now

Well hello there