By sirphilmckraken - 08/08/2014 17:30 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I let my coworker use my PC during lunch, because his was having problems. A few hours later, my boss called me into his office and gave me hell for apparently looking at furry porn during lunch break. He won't believe my explanation. For fuck's sake, Dave. FML
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sirphilmckraken 4

OP here! I have yet to find a good way to get the tosser back for this so all suggestions welcome, ideally ones that my boss will not give me more shit for. Thats all I need on top of this! FYI, I did have a go at him but he shrugged it off and denied it. For fuck's sake Dave.

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Plug a wireless mouse into the back of his computer. jostle it occasionally so he thinks his mouse is on the Fritz. Slowly add pennies to his desk phone every night till it's really heavy then take them all out and watch him hit himself in the face. shift everything in his office/cubicle to the left a few inches and watch him go nuts trying to figure out what's wrong. Crush up melatonin into his coffee so instead of getting a caffeine jump his body tries to put him to sleep. (melatonin is a natural body produced sleep aid you can buy at any Walgreens)

find out what TV series he's currently watching and viciously spoil everything.

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"Good morning Dave."

Now we know why Dave's computer was having problems

Nathan_h24 17

Getting real tired of your sh*t Dave

vividpictures 17

Are you quoting "How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you" Because if so then all I have to say is that I love that book! Absolutely hilarious.

Coworkers fault?

This is why you never let coworkers use work items in your possession. They usually do that so they don't get caught doing bad or dumb stuff.

I don't think he went on to look at furry porn. It seems like he just wanted to mess with OP

sirphilmckraken 4

I thought I might as well let him use it since I won't be for half an hour. I guess I trust too easily!

There should be cameras everywhere. If it's that big a deal that he won't believe you, just tell him to look at the camera footage. I hope you gets things worked out OP.

vividpictures 17

I don't think your trust has anything to do with it Op. I'm guessing it's your co-workers inability to not watch "Furry porn" on a PC specifically for work.

did you unlease some righteous fury?

You didn't get the joke. Here, to make it more clear - *fur(r)y

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I have no idea what's going on in this comment

"Furry Porn" Porn for baccas ;)

And it's also spelt *Baka. Please learn valid Japanese before you attempt to use it.

I'm pretty sure they were referring to Chewbacca.. Not the Japanese word. That's hardly valid Japanese. You can learn that from a couple of episodes from most anime

drunkmunkey 24

your coworker gets freaky

Dog dammit Dave. See what I did there? Furry? No?

Not even with binoculars :(

Because dog instead of god. Furry porn. A dog is an animal. Haha. Hahaha. *sigh*

Well, at least you tried. And failed. Miserably.

No, no just stop we got it... Just wasn't funny.

Dog is also God backwards! Yes? No? :D

Mobile porn is more convenient

iLike2Teabag 27

Not really. One hand has to be holding the phone all the time. It's a hassle.