By steph - 13/09/2011 21:40 - China

Today, I found a note on the front door of my flat saying, "You left your keys in your garage door so I put them in your letter box". Guess where my letter box key is. FML
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teven0855 6
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The garage? That sucks OP.

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dreamering 16
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No, in monkey's ass

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nonelikeworms 0

I bet you the key is in the letter box. OP leaves it a wonderful mystery where it actually is.

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ripgeorgecarl1n 7
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Apparently this is a challenging riddle...

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LiveLaughFML 10

that person could have broken into your house and chose not to. there are some good people in this world :')

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BagleHead 6
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You should invest in a fireaxe, never know when you need one. Zombies, bad breakup, getting mugged, airport security, breaking down a door...so many uses.

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Damn_Hippster 11

No guys, the mail box keys are obviously in outer space, garage is just a deep metaphor for spaceship. It's all there in the riddle.

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DinosaursAreCool_fml 8

If that person got into your letterbox with no key, shouldn't you be able to?

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instnt1nfction 17
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He took the key

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EvilPotato 14
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67 I SEE what YOU did THERE.

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pinkspaceboundro 0
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Eh not so much..

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bonnie789 1
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He put the keys through the slot in the letter box so the guy won't be able to open his letter box without the keys

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MichellinMan 20

No but seriously guys, it's in his mom's vagina.

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fmlwmty 0
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Umm idk... Where?

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woody768 0

Probably in his letter box... Otherwise how did the other person put his garage key in there?

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fatraptorjesus13 9
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what's funny is I have a baseball bat knife and a gun ( xD airsoft but it's meant to look pretty real) not for intruders but for zombies

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amoscore 5
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YDI for leaving it on the garage door.

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Melisso 4

I thought the letter box.

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enonymous 8

Your keys are in china. Next time you post a trivia question don't include your location

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st0815 9
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He can just call a locksmith and have them open the letterbox, no destruction required. He should compare that to what might have happened if some friendly passerby hadn't noticed the keys and helped him out. OP really ought to be thankful.

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Arch27 27
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I'm pretty sure zombies aren't afraid of something that looks like a gun. Otherwise we could stave off the zombie invasion with cardboard cutouts.

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Daralea 21
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yea, 172. And I don't see what the problem is with just trying to break it open. :S Unless it is issued by the community or something.

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FLASH7221 0

What does OP even mean? "oh please" idk

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lilwaynerockz_fml 12
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No you're not bitch.

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Squirrelx 5

Narnia ;)

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tylersign 11

On the toilet.

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morganrules123 10

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

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EvilPotato 14
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Malice. (fantasy world in the book called Malice with a sequel called Havoc, it's what all the cool kids are reading).

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futtbuck101 1

...in your UNDERWEAR!!!!

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iheartbewbies 0
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B-B-Bombo Creaker

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gamerhead 3
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108- F..F..Fail!

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gamerhead 3
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108- F..F..Fail!

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gamerhead 3
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108- F..F..Fail!

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MichellinMan 20

113- t-t-triple fail!

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CryMoreFMLs 14
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It's half past a monkey's ass and a quarter to his balls.

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Sha41491 0

the cool kids aren't reading

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Feklfekl2222 32
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It's a bit late but........ The Bermuda triangle

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MehrunesDagon456 20
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In an Oblivion gate?

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bzett 0

fail.

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elmogoezRAWR 0

*ba dum tssss*

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Stealth_Void 4
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Heh, it's funny cause his keys are locked in the garage.

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Saltime 0
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Don't start with puns. Just lock them away.

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Blacksabbath211 9

I see what you did there :D

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zachherbert 10
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Or "Lock Key" you.

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nunsrtight69 0

78 hahahaha

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pottymouthpanda 0

thats suxs, hopefully u can find sumwun to help?

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missyj0 12

Lol, "sumwun". Is that English?

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elmogoezRAWR 0

No, it's Engrish

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evanedwards85 6

apparently somwun needs to help you learn the english language

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pinkspaceboundro 0
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You guys not going to comment on the word sux as well...

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h00l1gan 5

Oh Jesus we got some grammar nazis here hail speilcheck!

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Beebow_fml 5

Apparently somwun needs to help 41 find some clothes.

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WolfsGuns 0

I know right? But its actually in the commenting policy to spell correctly... -___-"

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JayJ17 7

Lmao 110 so true. This is FML. Why do you need to have a pic like that. Lmao save it for someone who cares buddy. Oh and at least he didn't steal your key OP. I don't get how this is an FML. Big deal your locked out. Better than being robbed.

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FMLephant 2

You left it in Siberia?

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MagicallyFat 12
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Lol why would it be in Siberia. OP obvisouly is a teacher at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and she left it in her chambers

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tsim_fml 0

up ur ass OP?

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lawl_pwnd 0

wait how did they put them in the box if it was locked ?

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JayJ17 7

Duh, I think 82 is the only one who gets it. It's probably already in a basilisk's stomach by now. Time for a little "Petrificus Totalus"

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Soloman212 28
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127, do you know what letterboxes are, and how they function?

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enonymous 8

138 - I need instructions. Also if you have those instructions in Swedish I can break out my ikea translator

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sociology 0

127. they had the key to open the letter box which was on that key chain. DUH!

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simsima_fml 3
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Isit the garage?..

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lilwaynerockz_fml 12
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That's why the FML is on here...

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xXCANUCKSXx 0
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Its on his key set you stupid motherfuckers

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niiick97_fml 3

U guys are all dumb. The letterbox is locked, and the key is on his key ring in the letterbox, so he can't open it.

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insidejokeswithm 0
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HAHAH IM GONNA BE TOTALLY RUDE HERE I GET IT NOW THANKS FOR THE CLARIFICATION. No seriously, I do.

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ZTD09 2
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Bitch, get your feet off the couch.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Fuck yo couch...

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SneakherHead 5

#11 doesn't know how to love

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alqahtmm 0

ur HOT

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Freeze_fml 16
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As opposed to that person robbing you.

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Btreasure 8
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It's the thought that counts, right?

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kikibrowm 7

Yeah, be glad an idiot found it and not a robber or a murderer or something.

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leadman1989 15

I recall a gentle man called Murphy and his law. What a dick (Murphy).

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