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  BagleHead  |  6

You should invest in a fireaxe, never know when you need one. Zombies, bad breakup, getting mugged, airport security, breaking down a door...so many uses.

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  Damn_Hippster  |  11

No guys, the mail box keys are obviously in outer space, garage is just a deep metaphor for spaceship. It's all there in the riddle.

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If that person got into your letterbox with no key, shouldn't you be able to?

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  st0815  |  9

He can just call a locksmith and have them open the letterbox, no destruction required. He should compare that to what might have happened if some friendly passerby hadn't noticed the keys and helped him out. OP really ought to be thankful.

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  Arch27  |  27

I'm pretty sure zombies aren't afraid of something that looks like a gun. Otherwise we could stave off the zombie invasion with cardboard cutouts.

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  Daralea  |  21

yea, 172. And I don't see what the problem is with just trying to break it open. :S Unless it is issued by the community or something.

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  tylersign  |  11

On the toilet.

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  EvilPotato  |  14

Malice. (fantasy world in the book called Malice with a sequel called Havoc, it's what all the cool kids are reading).

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  iheartbewbies  |  0

B-B-Bombo Creaker

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  gamerhead  |  3

108- F..F..Fail!

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  gamerhead  |  3

108- F..F..Fail!

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  Sha41491  |  0

the cool kids aren't reading

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  bzett  |  0

fail.

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  Stealth_Void  |  4

Heh, it's funny cause his keys are locked in the garage.

By  pottymouthpanda  |  0

thats suxs, hopefully u can find sumwun to help?

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  JayJ17  |  7

Lmao 110 so true. This is FML. Why do you need to have a pic like that. Lmao save it for someone who cares buddy. Oh and at least he didn't steal your key OP. I don't get how this is an FML. Big deal your locked out. Better than being robbed.

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  JayJ17  |  7

Duh, I think 82 is the only one who gets it. It's probably already in a basilisk's stomach by now. Time for a little "Petrificus Totalus"

By  simsima_fml  |  3

Isit the garage?..

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