Today, I found a note on the front door of my flat saying, "You left your keys in your garage door so I put them in your letter box". Guess where my letter box key is. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was looking for my condo keys, thinking I had left them in my mailbox on the first floor the night before. Leaving to check, I realized I'd forgot to take them out of my door when I had come in, leaving them in the keyhole. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML
Today, I got a notice on my apartment door that I'd received a package when no one was home, and it was left at the backdoor. I don't have a backdoor. FML
Today, on the way to work, I pulled over at a postbox to post a letter. I walked up to the box with the letter in one hand, car key in the other. Guess which one I posted. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML
Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML
Today, after months of wondering what a mysterious key I found in an old kitchen drawer unlocked, I finally discovered it fit the lock on a storage unit. I opened it and found a box containing three other keys I had also forgotten about. FML
Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML
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Mitch_Connor 11
Locky you
onthetoilet 3
Where?
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Comments (191)
False_Stupidity 42
In Australia, we call them letter boxes all the time.. I guess they do in china too
taazer 12
Break the letterbox to get your keys..
dansco 25
Yes you are lucky they returned your keys, not broke in or just took them. A letter box is easier to get into than a locked house...
faithmusic09 0
So break open your letter box?
HarveyMalone 0
After reading the comments on this FML I have lost faith in the future of humanity...
BloodyMary666 24
Damn, that sucks!
Ozma_fml 0
Props to you for actually locking and unlocking your letterbox each day haha. But yeah, FYL.
steph253 5
for all the people who are dumb they put the keys in the slot of the letter box!!!!
Cynical_in_SK 6
Finally...someone with a brain!!!!
dcg1375 7
If it's just a couple of keys then ok. But if it's a key ring full of keys and a car lock remote (like most people have in this decade) then it won't fit through the slot.
Chypp 7
In the key rack with the others. So in the mail box.
Arch27 27
I'll never know what you'll find when you open up your letter box tomorrow 'Cause a little bird never tells me anything I want to know She's my best friend, she's a sparrow
digressions 13
TMBG! My favourite...going to see the tomorrow!!!