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I still don't get it.. why can't you eat half of it? Or just buy more? and who cares about cake anyway?! it should be "you can't have your crack and smoke it too" now that makes sense!

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-35 Crack? Have you never snorted unicorn pisss, glitter, and Charlie Sheens awesome? I prefer that but hey, that's just me.

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just wake up early tomorrow and stand beside your mailbox and wait for the mailman to come. when he opens your mailbox to put in the mail explain what happened and take your key.

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but the best option is to attack him, steal his keys and truck and put each one of his keys in random mailboxes throughout the country! That'll teach him!!!

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Exactly. Wouldn't OP realize that keys are small and going to be put into a mailbox instead of delivered to his door?

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If you request the key to be put at your door, they should put it at your door. And the key might be small, and come in a big box.

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Wow Eggers. The amount of common sense you posses is profound. We need more people like you reproducing...

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sxe_beast. actually he's right. the mailman got into the mailbox to put the key in there (we know this Bc it says waaaaaay up there at the top of the screen) so we can deduce that the mailman is able to get right up on in there. next time u be a jackass think a little bit more.

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What are you talking about? I was congratulating Egger's on his intelligent comment. It makes much more sense than applying a hammer to the mailbox?

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same thought here! I'd call the company and ask them what their logical way would be to get the keys out without breaking it!

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If someone asks it to go to the door, they usually try. Maybe the OP didn't answer the door, or wasn't home when the post came. If you're not there to answer it and it's small enough they put it in the mail box instead of leaving it on your step. Alot of people have their stuff stolen if it's left on the step.

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