Mitch_Connor

About Mitch_connor

Life sucks, which is why I need FML to remind me that some have it even worse.

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Beginner
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Up and coming moderator
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Checking you out
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Judgmental
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50 favorites
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Consolation prize
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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
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The thumb strikes back
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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

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50 quality comments
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66%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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One more and it's business time
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Mitch_connor's favorite FMLs

Today, I helped my friend, who is a slob, move out of my house. I found the source of the funky smell she's been complaining about, under her bed. It was her vibrator. I found it with my bare hands. I had to bleach my hands twice and I still don't feel clean. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By MistressSuzuka - / Friday 21 September 2012 00:05 / United States - Milwaukee

Today, I was excited to get my first writing assignment since starting law school. I found out that I have to write a paper defending free speech. This wouldn't be a problem if I didn't have to defend the Westboro Baptist Church and if I weren't a former Marine. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By LawStudent - / Wednesday 19 September 2012 14:54 / United States - Indianapolis

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying on one of my little black dresses and heels. He wanted to "see what the fuss was about." I would have been angry if the sight of him dressed like this hadn't turned me on more than he ever has in the 3 years we've been dating. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ClaireBear150 - / Thursday 20 September 2012 03:09 / Australia - Brisbane

Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By GMD - / Tuesday 18 September 2012 20:20 / United Kingdom - Belfast

Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By identitychangeplease / Wednesday 19 September 2012 20:41 / Sweden - Nyn?shamn

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Mitch_Connor

Beginner

Friendless, or not going out tonight?

Up and coming moderator

Checking you out

Judgmental

Mobility

50 favorites

Consolation prize

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

It's in the can!

The thumb strikes back

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

The return of the thumb

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

Tweet, tweet

50 quality comments

A new thumb

100 kick-ass comments

One more and it's business time