You should get a new housekeeper...

"Ah no no no..."

I no close door

it's so hard to find good help these days

As the saying goes, "If you want something done right, do it yourself." Time to get to work for you OP.

Obviously, mr. superman was no here when the house was being broken into.

Maybe she was in on it...

"We need more lemon pledge."

It's a trap!

I had a neighbor once who had that happen. It was pretty obvious that it was an inside job because it looked like they used a key and they knew just where the expensive stuff was kept. Really sad, especially since he was an older widower.

A noooooo, you leave open.

"No no I clean.."

I'd have your housekeeper pay for the losses if you can.

No no you pay.

Let's hope the housekeeper is with a bonded company.

your house keeper probabiy went to go get more lemon pledge.

A nooooo, you buy.

"This is the store brand it's just as good!" "Ah no no, it leave a film."

Do we need the "No, no..." Joke in every comment thread? :/

Noo, you joke.

The housekeeper did it.

No no, she no do it

Maybe your housekeeper was so excited for GTAV that he/she left the door open...in excitement...

I knew it was just a matter of time until the talk of GTA V hit fml.

Yep...times up...

At least she didn't pretend that her grandmother died.

FUCK! College costs so much that I can't even afford to buy the game.

You mean your FORMER housekeeper.

There's always THAT guy...

There's always THAT guy...

And there's always the double poster

I hate double posters

I hate double posters

It took a second to see what you did there. Clever

Batting your eyelashes gets you two double posters!

Then you don't have a very good house keeper.

DO NOT USE YOUR TOOTHBRUSH

Yeah. Sack her ass immediately. Nice of the burglar to tell you how to avoid it another time though. what a gentleman