"Ah no no no..."

I no close door

it's so hard to find good help these days

As the saying goes, "If you want something done right, do it yourself." Time to get to work for you OP.

Obviously, mr. superman was no here when the house was being broken into.

"We need more lemon pledge."

It's a trap!

I had a neighbor once who had that happen. It was pretty obvious that it was an inside job because it looked like they used a key and they knew just where the expensive stuff was kept. Really sad, especially since he was an older widower.

"No no I clean.."

No no you pay.

Let's hope the housekeeper is with a bonded company.

A nooooo, you buy.

"This is the store brand it's just as good!" "Ah no no, it leave a film."

Do we need the "No, no..." Joke in every comment thread? :/

Noo, you joke.

No no, she no do it

I knew it was just a matter of time until the talk of GTA V hit fml.

Yep...times up...

At least she didn't pretend that her grandmother died.

FUCK! College costs so much that I can't even afford to buy the game.

There's always THAT guy...

There's always THAT guy...

And there's always the double poster

I hate double posters

I hate double posters

It took a second to see what you did there. Clever

Batting your eyelashes gets you two double posters!

DO NOT USE YOUR TOOTHBRUSH