By Anonymous - 17/09/2013 17:23 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 607
You deserved it 4 057

Same thing different taste

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it's so hard to find good help these days

As the saying goes, "If you want something done right, do it yourself." Time to get to work for you OP.

Gingerette 8

Obviously, mr. superman was no here when the house was being broken into.

stormstarcj 12
Redoxx_fml 22
LilFlutter 10

I had a neighbor once who had that happen. It was pretty obvious that it was an inside job because it looked like they used a key and they knew just where the expensive stuff was kept. Really sad, especially since he was an older widower.

I'd have your housekeeper pay for the losses if you can.

your house keeper probabiy went to go get more lemon pledge.

Redoxx_fml 22

"This is the store brand it's just as good!" "Ah no no, it leave a film."

Do we need the "No, no..." Joke in every comment thread? :/

Maybe your housekeeper was so excited for GTAV that he/she left the door excitement...

I knew it was just a matter of time until the talk of GTA V hit fml.

Redoxx_fml 22

At least she didn't pretend that her grandmother died.

****! College costs so much that I can't even afford to buy the game.

Yeah. Sack her ass immediately. Nice of the burglar to tell you how to avoid it another time though. what a gentleman