Today, I found a note on the front door of my flat saying, "You left your keys in your garage door so I put them in your letter box". Guess where my letter box key is. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was looking for my condo keys, thinking I had left them in my mailbox on the first floor the night before. Leaving to check, I realized I'd forgot to take them out of my door when I had come in, leaving them in the keyhole. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML
Today, I got a notice on my apartment door that I'd received a package when no one was home, and it was left at the backdoor. I don't have a backdoor. FML
Today, on the way to work, I pulled over at a postbox to post a letter. I walked up to the box with the letter in one hand, car key in the other. Guess which one I posted. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML
Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML
Today, after months of wondering what a mysterious key I found in an old kitchen drawer unlocked, I finally discovered it fit the lock on a storage unit. I opened it and found a box containing three other keys I had also forgotten about. FML
Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML
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Mitch_Connor 11
Locky you
onthetoilet 3
Where?
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hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3
I'm guessing your back pocket
3ph600v 15
Well it should be outside usually next to a door and result accessible
3ph600v 15
Damn autocorrect instead of result I meant to say readily. If it is not in suck a place then YDI
Haganbottom234 8
How did they get in your mailbox without a key?
mrahhhhh 21
Oh my god I have that exact same shirt! "MTV Unplugged in New York" kicks ******* ass! Also, not all mailboxes are completely closed. Some have a slot you can drop stuff in but small enough so someone's hand can't reach in and get stuff. They probably have one of those mailboxes.
kristat 14
The key was on the key chain. So the neighbor must have used the key to open it, then it locked automatically when shut. And bam... Now the key is locked inside the box.
deathtrap 0
The open slot the mailman drops mail into maybe. Lol.
roobin302 0
up your ass?
Sperino 4
Catch 22 OP
oh_your_god 15
Why don't you get ahold of your landlord, or maybe even the postal service to come open it for you? Or is that too easy?
Lovesglee 3
In ur house? In the letterbox? In ur ass and around the corner? WHERE!?!?!?!?!
lmaoatall 6
Don't keep us guessing! I'm so excited! Where? Is it in china?
Bradley_Dillon 39
Yes. The mystical unicorns put the ring on their horns, and had the keys shipped to china.
obamathellama 0
Get a spare key?
walrusman 0
I don't get it...
deXter11_fml 0
Me either :-(
chookyla1 5
It obvious.....his mailbox key was on the keychain that they put into his/her locked mailbox......so hense he/she can't unlock it to retrieve the keys.......duh!
deXter11_fml 0
Obviously! Duh! Silly me, how could I have overlooked that simple explanation?