This reminds me of the time I got high and started using my little brother's Fischer Price light up phone to try and call people.

No, it really is quite possible. Can't say I haven't done it before.

OP, I think mostly everyone does that at some point in life.

Voicemails need some attention too.

Great a double post. Now I have to write something random. Mangoes.

#1: reddit user?

Did the voice answer back OP?

FOREVER ALONE

This is easy to do. As pilots, we have an automatic weather update on a special frequency, and because I was overloaded I asked the recording to repeat something.. Lol...

Lol almost as bad as talking on your cell then saying "dammit where is my phone?!"

I've done this before. But I was running on only 5 hours sleep for a total of about 6 days so...

Are you trying to be like sally2dicks on twitter seen on tosh.0

I said tired. It was during finals week and I hadn't slept in 2 days. I don't do drugs, nice try.

I said tired. It was during finals week and I hadn't slept in 2 days. I don't do drugs, nice try.

...and then your phone exploded?

Are you on the drugs? You been token up? Been drinking drugs? Have you been crying?

wtf am I reading

Now I am confused.

Executive functioning disorder. look it up.

My friends just goes "hello.... (10 second pause)... IM NOT HERE RIGHT NOW!"

I've got a similar situation with my friend.. But every time he actually answers I wait there for a few seconds to see if it's the voicemail...

Yeah you talked out of place alone your life is forever fucked I don't get it

I tried prank calling my friend with one of my friends one night and I thought he answered. Then his voice mail said "just kidding" so we were giggling like idiots for no apparent reason. Lol

Oh my goodness me too, my friend's voicemail starts out with hey, what's up? Haha I do it all the time!

For a funny girl 68, you're not very funny.

Wow, my friend's goes "Hello...hello...hello...speak up I can't hear you...hello...please leave message after the beep." Gets me everytime.

I do that too, but at least MY furniture and appliances talk back... The microwave has some good recipe ideas.... Edit, this is meant for the 3rd #4 (wtf is up with that anyhow?)

So have I. Either that or I get all pissed off and yell at the "to delete this message, press 1" lady and get weird looks from everyone around me. Damn AT&T

That was definitely supposed to be a response to 4...

I have tricked myself multiple times with a very convincing voicemail I've made, as well, for if I ever misplaced my phone... 3 times :(

You can't just "cool story" everything. Timing is key.

I do what I want when I want

cool story bones