xoccerplaya
United States
Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
ihatelife
Canada
Today, I was trying to listen to a phone message I'd received. I was excited because I'd been waiting for the coaches to call me back for tryouts for a week now. Trying to figure out how to listen to it, I ended up deleting it. FML
Sleepy
Apo, United States
Today, the phone kept ringing so I picked it up and answered. When there was no response, it took a minute to realize that I was still in bed and talking to my hand. FML
anna
France
Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML
stupid voicemails
Lahaina, United States
Probably not
Today, I missed multiple calls from the company I applied to. That was the supervisor calling, wanting to hire me. I then remembered my idiotic voicemail I made months ago where I pretended to answer and say stupid stuff for 5 minutes. I don't think I'm going to get the job. FML
fazzems
Canada
Foiled plan
Today, I had a video call with a couple of old friends, but the conversation sort of got boring, so I started mouthing words so they'd think the connection was bad and end the awkwardness. Then, as soon as they hung up the call, I realized I'd left my music on in the background the whole time. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML
OverWorked1
United States
Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML
Diane
Toronto, Canada
Classic
Today, I pretended to be on the phone to avoid small talk with someone from my building. I spoke loudly into the phone while walking by them. My phone rang in the middle of my fake conversation. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while on vacation, I called my home phone to check the messages. Someone answered. FML
suspended
Australia
Today, while I was working customer support, a lady hung up on me mid-sentence, and I trailed off, saying, "…aaannnddd you hung up on me like a bitch." Turned out she was still on the line and had just accidentally hit mute. FML
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Btreasure 8
My brothers voice mail starts out with a conversation and goes just kidding leave a message. I fall for it everytime
mk58 31
I feel like you're one of those people who absentmindedly talk to their furniture and appliances.
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notgoodatall 0
Sorry to hear how ****** your life is :(
mintcar 10
Hahaha, it happens. One time I was soooooooooo tired, I tried using the iPhone calculator to dial a phone number.
KaanTech 0
Oh god, drugs and people are bad combination.
screamo_neve 12
I've done that before... Haha it's funny when you think about it. :3
sicnesses 6
Only ALL THE TIME!!!
Tyger44 1
I tend to do that in public&private..talk to myself i mean...
oxxxjackyxxxo 3
me too to kill the akwardness
yumsugarr 8
I've done that! Ahah :3
batman_516 9
Have you ever herped so hard you derped?
mistersheezy 7
As long as you didn't get mad and hang up on the voicemail......
CoughDrops 5
Voicemail: "Please enter your password." OP: "Don't mind if I do, Mr. Voicemail!"
sicnesses 6
Talk about your average *puts on sunglasses* ONE WAY CALL
batman_516 9
YYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
iPoopChickens 0
Good job.