daphish

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About Daphish
Hello, my name is Gary Busey and I work as an underwater MMO fighter, but my real passion is competitive soap carving. My favourite types of music are whale core (whale sounds + death core) and Sudanese pop (#DarfurSwag). Since we do not have technology in the South I have to control the internet with my technokenesis ability that I got when I watched the enter Friends second season box set. I have 6 wives and 74 1/2 children (my mom's Mexican and my dad's Mormon) and I have never had dysentery. Thnk u 4 raeding
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

  • Mobility

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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  • Consolation prize

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  • YDI Master

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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%

  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    16%

  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    1%

  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    2%

  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    50%

  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    28%

  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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