Today, the phone kept ringing so I picked it up and answered. When there was no response, it took a minute to realize that I was still in bed and talking to my hand. FML
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Ryan777777777
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Hey, I'm the first one here... Hi people lol
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DFMLharsh
| 20
^ That's what she said.
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edward80
| 18
You need to get laid...
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Lorenzo1102
| 21
Go drunk you're home
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AndrewMoreira14
| 19
I'm not as think as you drunk I am...
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Haggis300
| 25
We all have those moments XD
Hopefully no one saw you ☺️
Hopefully no one saw you ☺️
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Iwannarock1
| 19
no we don't. he's a dumb ass
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sexymomo1234
| 20
If you haven't noticed OP is a she not he
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idxntgiveafxck
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Go home, you're drunk
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sprout_08
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He is home and he wasn't drunk he was tired
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knight2109
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I believe it was a joke, a poor one but a joke none the less. But if you feel like pointing out the obvious she*
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idxntgiveafxck
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It was a joke
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abNormal62
| 23
At least your hand wasn't "busy" at the time of the call...
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igg125
| 30
Maybe you dreamt it and it didn't really happen.
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abNormal62
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Talk to the hand?!?!
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Rented_eyebrows
| 18
Just in case u didn't read it properly! He was talking to his leg.
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NightKat
| 25
I've done that. I've had a full conversation with whomever my brain said was on the other end and when I went to hang up I couldn't because I was talking to my hand.. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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theTravinator
| 21
I did that when I got my wisdom teeth taken out and was on Vicodin, that shit fucked up my cognitive ability quite a bit
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Hiimhaileypotter
| 52
I'm on oxycodone recovering from surgery right now and I've had a couple minor hallucinations (they didn't continue, so that's why I continued taking these pain pills). Strange what drugs can do to you.
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doubleofuck
| 20
I do this too. I also "check my Facebook" when I'm half asleep and it turns out to be my hand.
I sleep talk and sleep walk as well so it's mostly that combined with whatever is around me (my phone in this case)
I sleep talk and sleep walk as well so it's mostly that combined with whatever is around me (my phone in this case)
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nityasomaiya
| 46
Perfect example of 'talking to the hand'
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highjesus
| 6
Wow, you're not a morning person are you, OP ?
Hopefully no one saw you ☺️