Miscellaneous: Today, the phone kept ringing so I picked it up and answered....

By Sleepy - 31/05/2015 15:51 - United States - Apo

Today, the phone kept ringing so I picked it up and answered. When there was no response, it took a minute to realize that I was still in bed and talking to my hand. FML

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By xoccerplaya - 06/10/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, while on vacation, I called my home phone to check the messages. Someone answered. FML

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By GodDamnFan - 27/05/2009 11:44 - United States

Today, I was woken up at 2 in the morning by my phone ringing. As I groggily reached for it I managed to knock my fan onto my head, leaving a grate-shaped bruise. The best part? My phone wasn't ringing, I dreamed myself awake. FML

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Are you OK?

By anon - 15/08/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, my phone rang during a meeting. I quickly silenced it, and put it in my pocket. A few minutes later, my boss’s phone rang. It was me, butt-dialing him while we were sitting in the same room. He answered and asked if I had something urgent to discuss. I did not. FML

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Lesson learned

By katharine - 15/03/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I was daydreaming in bed when my phone rang from across the room. I scrambled out of my covers, tripped over a pair of boots I had by the bed, and slipped on some jeans laying on the floor. Luckily, I answered my phone in time, but only to have my mom tell me to clean my room before she got home. FML

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By Tom - 07/11/2008 12:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I crawled into bed at 2 in the morning. At 6 am, the telephone rang, waking me up. It was a wrong number. FML

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By skmusic - 09/04/2009 05:04 - Canada

Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML

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Not now, Doris

By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, my mom is in the hospital and I'm sitting by the phone in case anyone calls with news. Each time the phone rings, I bolt upright to answer it. So far I've been woken up by two telemarketers, three robo-calls, and some old lady asking for Doris, who doesn't live here. I can't turn my phone off. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2013 07:11 - United States - Rainier

Today, I received a prank phone call that woke me up. I actually kept them on the line because they were the first person to call me in weeks. FML

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By Coach - 30/10/2009 13:19 - United States

Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He asked if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML

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abNormal62 23

Monday 1 June 2015 12:46

Talk to the hand?!?!

Haggis300 25

Monday 1 June 2015 12:39

We all have those moments XD Hopefully no one saw you ☺️

Comments

Ryan777777777 15

Monday 1 June 2015 12:35

Hey, I'm the first one here... Hi people lol

DFMLharsh 20

Monday 1 June 2015 12:40

^ That's what she said.

edward80 18

Monday 1 June 2015 13:17

You need to get laid...

Lorenzo1102 21

Monday 1 June 2015 13:19

Go drunk you're home

AndrewMoreira14 19

Monday 1 June 2015 16:41

I'm not as think as you drunk I am...

Haggis300 25

Monday 1 June 2015 12:39

We all have those moments XD Hopefully no one saw you ☺️

Iwannarock1 19

Tuesday 2 June 2015 7:58

no we don't. he's a dumb ass

sexymomo1234 20

Tuesday 2 June 2015 13:18

If you haven't noticed OP is a she not he

idxntgiveafxck 17

Monday 1 June 2015 12:39

Go home, you're drunk

sprout_08 12

Monday 1 June 2015 15:45

He is home and he wasn't drunk he was tired

knight2109 12

Monday 1 June 2015 19:54

I believe it was a joke, a poor one but a joke none the less. But if you feel like pointing out the obvious she*

idxntgiveafxck 17

Monday 1 June 2015 23:05

It was a joke

abNormal62 23

Monday 1 June 2015 12:42

At least your hand wasn't "busy" at the time of the call...

igg125 30

Monday 1 June 2015 12:42

Maybe you dreamt it and it didn't really happen.

abNormal62 23

Monday 1 June 2015 12:46

Talk to the hand?!?!

Rented_eyebrows 18

Tuesday 2 June 2015 6:09

Just in case u didn't read it properly! He was talking to his leg.

NightKat 25

Monday 1 June 2015 12:47

I've done that. I've had a full conversation with whomever my brain said was on the other end and when I went to hang up I couldn't because I was talking to my hand.. Ambien is a hell of a drug.

theTravinator 21

Tuesday 2 June 2015 6:20

I did that when I got my wisdom teeth taken out and was on Vicodin, that shit ****** up my cognitive ability quite a bit

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Tuesday 2 June 2015 14:05

I'm on oxycodone recovering from surgery right now and I've had a couple minor hallucinations (they didn't continue, so that's why I continued taking these pain pills). Strange what drugs can do to you.

doubleofuck 20

Monday 1 June 2015 12:48

I do this too. I also "check my Facebook" when I'm half asleep and it turns out to be my hand. I sleep talk and sleep walk as well so it's mostly that combined with whatever is around me (my phone in this case)