By Sleepy - 31/05/2015 15:51 - United States - Apo

Today, the phone kept ringing so I picked it up and answered. When there was no response, it took a minute to realize that I was still in bed and talking to my hand. FML
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abNormal62 23
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Talk to the hand?!?!

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Haggis300 25
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We all have those moments XD Hopefully no one saw you ☺️

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Ryan777777777 15
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Hey, I'm the first one here... Hi people lol

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DFMLharsh 20
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^ That's what she said.

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edward80 18
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You need to get laid...

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Lorenzo1102 21
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Go drunk you're home

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AndrewMoreira14 19
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I'm not as think as you drunk I am...

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Haggis300 25
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We all have those moments XD Hopefully no one saw you ☺️

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Iwannarock1 19

no we don't. he's a dumb ass

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sexymomo1234 20
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If you haven't noticed OP is a she not he

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idxntgiveafxck 17

Go home, you're drunk

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sprout_08 12
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He is home and he wasn't drunk he was tired

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knight2109 12
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I believe it was a joke, a poor one but a joke none the less. But if you feel like pointing out the obvious she*

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idxntgiveafxck 17

It was a joke

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abNormal62 23
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At least your hand wasn't "busy" at the time of the call...

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igg125 30
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Maybe you dreamt it and it didn't really happen.

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abNormal62 23
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Talk to the hand?!?!

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Rented_eyebrows 18
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Just in case u didn't read it properly! He was talking to his leg.

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NightKat 25
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I've done that. I've had a full conversation with whomever my brain said was on the other end and when I went to hang up I couldn't because I was talking to my hand.. Ambien is a hell of a drug.

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theTravinator 21
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I did that when I got my wisdom teeth taken out and was on Vicodin, that shit fucked up my cognitive ability quite a bit

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I'm on oxycodone recovering from surgery right now and I've had a couple minor hallucinations (they didn't continue, so that's why I continued taking these pain pills). Strange what drugs can do to you.

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doubleofuck 20
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I do this too. I also "check my Facebook" when I'm half asleep and it turns out to be my hand. I sleep talk and sleep walk as well so it's mostly that combined with whatever is around me (my phone in this case)

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nityasomaiya 46

Perfect example of 'talking to the hand'

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highjesus 6
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Wow, you're not a morning person are you, OP ?

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