Work: Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated...

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:39 - New Zealand

Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML

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flamemlk 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:37

Today, I kept calling my employee. She wouldn't pick up. the last time she actually picked up and started yelling foul language. I was just trying to find out why she was taking her day off a day early. FML

yonika_babyyeah 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:24

LMAO LMAO LMAO. next time read before pushing :)

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yonika_babyyeah 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:24

LMAO LMAO LMAO. next time read before pushing :)

suaveneanderthal 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:38

Honestly it all could of been avoided if you hadn't of eaten at that dairy queen two days ago.

yonika_babyyeah 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 20:02

lol wtf does dairy queen have to do with my comment or the OP'S?

mochiko 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 1:27

HOW IS THIS ANYTHING BUT A YDI?

yonika_babyyeah 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 2:56

lol wow..

Cjw1220 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 1:12

Or slapped that polar bear with a can of French onion dip...

II_OJs_glove_II 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:27

good luck finding a new job

ohmyword08 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:30

ahaha, that suucks.

Intoxicunt 5

Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:31

Happy job hunting.

Squirrellord911 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:32

fun

untalented1 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:35

why not blame it on your dog at least? pretend you were yelling at your dog... or ask the question, "who was phone?" anyway, ydi for having trying to take it out on a poor innocent phone.