By Sadfaic - 23/01/2012 02:59 - United States 1 2 30 7 Today, my long lost father came to visit me. He got drunk, then tried to beat me up. My neighbor called the police, and as soon as they got there, my father yelled, "Help! This man tried to stab me!" The sad part is, they believed him. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 618 You deserved it 2 134 Tweet Share
Bored By anonymous - 25/10/2011 01:33 - United States 4 1 3 35 Today, I was so bored at my job as a receptionist that I actually got excited when the phone rang. FML I agree, your life sucks 27 296 You deserved it 3 450 Tweet Share