xoccerplaya
United States
Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
ihatelife
Canada
Today, I was trying to listen to a phone message I'd received. I was excited because I'd been waiting for the coaches to call me back for tryouts for a week now. Trying to figure out how to listen to it, I ended up deleting it. FML
Sleepy
Apo, United States
Today, the phone kept ringing so I picked it up and answered. When there was no response, it took a minute to realize that I was still in bed and talking to my hand. FML
anna
France
Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML
stupid voicemails
Lahaina, United States
Probably not
Today, I missed multiple calls from the company I applied to. That was the supervisor calling, wanting to hire me. I then remembered my idiotic voicemail I made months ago where I pretended to answer and say stupid stuff for 5 minutes. I don't think I'm going to get the job. FML
fazzems
Canada
Foiled plan
Today, I had a video call with a couple of old friends, but the conversation sort of got boring, so I started mouthing words so they'd think the connection was bad and end the awkwardness. Then, as soon as they hung up the call, I realized I'd left my music on in the background the whole time. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML
OverWorked1
United States
Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML
Diane
Toronto, Canada
Classic
Today, I pretended to be on the phone to avoid small talk with someone from my building. I spoke loudly into the phone while walking by them. My phone rang in the middle of my fake conversation. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while on vacation, I called my home phone to check the messages. Someone answered. FML
suspended
Australia
Today, while I was working customer support, a lady hung up on me mid-sentence, and I trailed off, saying, "…aaannnddd you hung up on me like a bitch." Turned out she was still on the line and had just accidentally hit mute. FML
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Btreasure 8
My brothers voice mail starts out with a conversation and goes just kidding leave a message. I fall for it everytime
mk58 31
I feel like you're one of those people who absentmindedly talk to their furniture and appliances.
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Comments (125)
Thehastilareturn 0
Like a boss
MadManWithABox 14
HaHa, I've had similar happen to me a couple of times. :P
FaceCramps 4
FAIL
KaanTech 0
Not epic but rare one
boredfishing 0
Can't sayI've sone that but if I saw my girlfriend do that. I would of laughed and told her she was cute
echogekko 7
I sometimes forget I am talking on the phone and I ask myself out loud where is it and... Yeah
indistructo 3
I make my voicemail sound like im talking hehe
stevenobrien 0
How high were you?
KaanTech 0
+Avhievement unlocked+ talk with voicemail Reward: Title: the troll
loserman67 36
Did you start yelling at it for not listening to you? Were you pissed that it would not answer the direct questions you asked? This is almost too funny..... when the voicemail got to the end of the message and the person said "Goodbye" and you, in your mind, were still in mind sentence formation how mad were you?
sougstad 7
Epic fail