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Temptation to get the first comment for the first time was so high my brain resorted to using a childish "joke". My bad xD

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Hahaha I didn't even think about that! I was just trying to quote Taken. Besides, the person in OP's house will probably be long gone by the time OP gets home

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"I dunno who you are. I dunno what you want. If it's sugar it's in the pantry. Just know that if you eat my ice cream, I will find you, I will cut you, I will kill you" *Guy with mouthful of ice cream* "Good luck"

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45, this would have been way funnier if a) the previous post had said "The Police", rather than "the police", and 2) you hadn't basically quoted the whole fucking song.

If only OP could explain a bit more as to what happened. I'm sure something else transpired! OP, call the police!

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