By OverWorked1 - 20/01/2011 03:59 - United States

Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML
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fadingaway 17

Okay, now you send another email saying ''Sorry, I meant to say voicemail''. Problem solved.

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alwa7sh 2

It's ok the student will freak out about being a dad so young but then realise he isn't the father. That will teach him a life lesson to use a condom when he has sex every time. You just did the student a favour of a lifetime.

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fadingaway 17

Okay, now you send another email saying ''Sorry, I meant to say voicemail''. Problem solved.

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nayeli760 0

Haha, I just wrote that.

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akd1v 0

technically he was 4 and your 5 so he wrote it first.....just saying

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PhoenixFiend 0

Technically, she never said she was first. ;)

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nayeli760 0

Just send another message and say it was a mistake.

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alwa7sh 2

It's ok the student will freak out about being a dad so young but then realise he isn't the father. That will teach him a life lesson to use a condom when he has sex every time. You just did the student a favour of a lifetime.

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SeasonedLemur 5

I was surprised to find that this comment was posted by a guy

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illjusbedamned 0

it'd be funny if the student replies with "That's because my uterus is full. Thanks for the heads up. "

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perdix 29

If you two had a "Hot For Teacher" thing going on, I'll bet he shit his pants.

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FYLDeep 25

She's probably the one who feels tardy though if her birth control ain't working.

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perdix 29

Yeah, but he forgot his "pencil." ;)

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sourgirl101 28

Give him something to write on, man. And I think the clock is slow. (: *love VH*

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DropDead77 11

I bet his "homework was never quite like this" 5150(:

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mintcar 9

Just explain it to the student. Surely, he or she will understand.

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perdix 29

No, he won't. He'll wonder why you are discussing birth control while e-mailing to him. You don't know how guys think. If a girl mentions something sexual in a guy's presence, he automatically thinks that there is at least a chance...

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iR0ckSkinnys 3

haha I bet her voicemail isn't the only thing that's not working! :} <---- OMG! doesn't that look like Mr.Pringles on the pringles box:O

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