By anna - 22/12/2011 21:25 - France

Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML
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TheSnakeDoctor20 17

You should have deleted his face!

That's hilarious


TheSnakeDoctor20 17

You should have deleted his face!

Or delete his existance.

You should delete your comment…

As you do. I mean, who doesn't delete people's faces these days?

On the bright side, this happened in France, so "delete" would have no effect upon a French phone (and the chances of an English speaker pranking another English speaker are very slim anyway).

enonymous 8

I had this happen once. Siri kept asking me "who the fuck was that"... She can be jealous

Whoa didn't see you in a while ^ :)

YDI for using stupid gimmicky features.

Am I the only one with a voicemail that says "to undelete press 1" ?

#75 is a hermit shut-in who only has a piece of shit dinosaur desktop from the 90's who is amazed by new tech, only to be afraid by them. Like god-fearing people...

I'm God-fearing, religious, etc., and am a hardcore computer geek who is studying computer engineering. Don't clump us all in as the same thing.

THE_A_TEEN, shut up, you're always trolling. Religious people are scared of technology? That's not even a true stereotype

"Damn! Look @ bagginzy bag n em. Crazy ah mo fo tol u." Always I agree what he says to a point. A_Teen, I do not think you troll, all the time anyways, but lay off the man. 75 is a slice of cheese. It can't do much about it. Do you want to hurt its feelings, if it has any? It just typed up the sentence with its cheese hands, looks sorta like spongebob, and since it has no eyes it couldn't see what it was typing. It randomly put out that message. Why can't humans and cheese live in harmony now a days?

111 I only read your last sentence too... sorry. Couldn't resist the paradox.

op- was he a Cyberman?

119- then how did you know it was a paradox?

Randuhh_17 4

Lmao.. I just keep thinking of mikami from death note..

rainydayz133 6

Omg! Couldn't. Stop. Laughing!!! xD

85- I used to respect you.

No_habla_espanol 11

I think when THE_A_TEEN said "Like God-fearing people" he meant it in the sense of people love and worship God, only to fear him.

75 - Because using the features that are provided on our phones is stupid...

laplander_fml 0


Goddamn it, Siri.

That's hilarious

zuzupetalsYO 11

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Captain0bv10us 0

why so serious?

43- you must be one of those "people" you speak about.

The person who did this to the OP is my idol.

omggtfomi 1

Mine too

Maybe you had your volume up a little too high.

atownnnn 6

this is like the weirdest fml I've seen. like I don't even know how to react to that..

ATSViper 15


HetaliaFreak 10

That was you? Sorry......

blondebrunette11 4

Apology not accepted >:[

blackstar994 5

Forgive and forget…

Hahhaah good one dude

lstrawberrycake 12


Hetallia I have to ask. But is your FML name after a arabian milk sweet?? If so...god I love that stuff. Dx

5- I'm going to comment on this thread but I don't want to be thumbed down like the rest of them..

Good one trololololol

KailyKii 11

Hetalia is an anime. I don't get why 120 was thumbed down...

blondebrunette11 4

Holy crap.. All of us thumbed down excepted for the one that asked to not be..

ENGLAND! dont make me get germany on you!

broski4life 0

Come at me bro.

HetaliaFreak 10

Pffffft, that nazi?

141- hehehe that's cuz I'm special;)

noobgang7 5



fleeper 13

Weeeeeelllllllll thennnnn

Down-votes. Down-votes everywhere

PYLrulz 17

A broken jaw should cure that problem for him

Icejza_DaChilla 7

My thoughts exactly... Or at least a swift unexpected kick to the shin on your way off the train.

That's rude. And a little weird..

I think the guy did it to be a jerk and rude.

lol people are such assholes theses days

BayleeWasHere 1

jrsylilballer6 7

sorry about that i was just trolling

jrsylilballer6 7

Ah, 5 beat me to it, sorry ):

Hahaha trolled so hard.

Perfect timing, he had.

HetaliaFreak 10


An observant observation, you made.