xoccerplaya
United States
Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ihatelife
Canada
Today, I was trying to listen to a phone message I'd received. I was excited because I'd been waiting for the coaches to call me back for tryouts for a week now. Trying to figure out how to listen to it, I ended up deleting it. FML
Sleepy
Apo, United States
Today, the phone kept ringing so I picked it up and answered. When there was no response, it took a minute to realize that I was still in bed and talking to my hand. FML
anna
France
Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML
stupid voicemails
Lahaina, United States
Probably not
Today, I missed multiple calls from the company I applied to. That was the supervisor calling, wanting to hire me. I then remembered my idiotic voicemail I made months ago where I pretended to answer and say stupid stuff for 5 minutes. I don't think I'm going to get the job. FML
fazzems
Canada
Foiled plan
Today, I had a video call with a couple of old friends, but the conversation sort of got boring, so I started mouthing words so they'd think the connection was bad and end the awkwardness. Then, as soon as they hung up the call, I realized I'd left my music on in the background the whole time. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML
OverWorked1
United States
Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML
Diane
Toronto, Canada
Classic
Today, I pretended to be on the phone to avoid small talk with someone from my building. I spoke loudly into the phone while walking by them. My phone rang in the middle of my fake conversation. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while on vacation, I called my home phone to check the messages. Someone answered. FML
suspended
Australia
Today, while I was working customer support, a lady hung up on me mid-sentence, and I trailed off, saying, "…aaannnddd you hung up on me like a bitch." Turned out she was still on the line and had just accidentally hit mute. FML
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Btreasure 8
My brothers voice mail starts out with a conversation and goes just kidding leave a message. I fall for it everytime
mk58 31
I feel like you're one of those people who absentmindedly talk to their furniture and appliances.
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Comments (125)
naedangerdavey 0
Not really an FML tbh.
cbdee 8
No, it's a FimStupid!
BronyVasNormandy 12
Was it a voicemail from your husband's drunk-dialing best-friend?
vipirius 18
You fail at referencing past fml's. Get a life
FMMFL1992 3
I love past FML references.
FMMFL1992 3
This is more o a stupid mistake rather than an fml.
Enigmax2514 7
The stupid mistake IS the cause of the fml
cptmorgan6 8
I did that once. Then it started talking back. Creepy.... Never again.
ikickgingers 15
Mmm captain.
cptmorgan6 8
Nothing better. Funny profile.
gotaphd 6
Did your phone ask if you liked scary movies?
Enigmax2514 7
I wish there was an fml where the voicemail replied
brndnzchry 1
Fml is getting whimpy and petty
Anubyte 0
I hate it when that happens, my girlfriend's house's voicemail is her sister saying "hello, this leave a message" it gets me EVERY time :(
GETOVERIT2039 0
I do that all the time
Jdeluxh 12
Was it a good conversation?
rachelmpifer 0
Why is it a "fml"? It just means your dumb
RA661 8
His dumb what?