Today, I figured out how my birth control works. If you're on your period for four months straight you can't have sex, so you won't be pregnant. FML
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Today, thanks to a new form of birth control, I've now been having my period non-stop for six weeks. FML
Today, I found out that after using several types of birth control, and being paranoid about pregnancy, I've been infertile for years. FML
Today, after my wife and I have been trying for a baby for 2 years, I found out she's still on the pill. Apparently when she was a teen she had bad period cramps, so her doctor gave her the pill for the pain. She never realized it stops pregnancy. FML
Today, I realized that without my birth control pills, I would have no idea what day it is. FML
Today, I’ve had an irregular period my whole life. I was on birth control and took out my IUD in January. I’ve had my period ever since. It’s going on 5 months now. FML
Today, I found out that morning after pills don't work if you're already ovulating. I also found out that I might become a father wayyyy sooner than expected. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML
Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I was told that since I've had only three or four periods since 2013, there's 60 periods worth of blood clotted in my uterus. They gave me medicine to make it all come out in one week. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
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Top comments
_whyme_o 12
I think you should see your doctor, because that's not normal :o
Wizardo 34
You should really go to a specialist for this, it could be a serious problem down the line.
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Comments (226)
hannahnelly 10
Wait - who said your cNt have sex while on your period?
wazzup206 7
Op goes see's a doctor he takes one look and says what a bloody mess
yerrkiddingme 2
no way four months
cm1995_fml 10
...And you let it go on THAT along and didn't think you should get it taken care of...?? ?
BagelTheOtaku 25
I forgot to take a few pills and I had a 3 month period. the gym told me to take 2 pills a day until It stopped
ayyy_bro 26
Probably depo, huh?
supasupa 1
Women are so strong
kaitiekief 12
You're not taking it properly, or you need a new brand. I had one that I was on my period every day for a year and a half. Also check on your partner, cause they're probably cheating on you
FMLusername969 21
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
A little to personal don't you think.... Some things should be kept to yourself.
limabeans101029 21
Grow up. This is FML, no one knows who this woman is, how can it be too personal?
renjisgirl12 22
"some things should be kept to yourself" you say? haven't you read the FML rules of submitting: "There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself." Periods are a natural part of life. Whilst it's not exactly pretty, there's no reason you should feel too ashamed to share it with others. After all, the purpose of this website is to share your FML moments for others to find humour in and make everyone feel better about their own life.
Elesai 19
It must be so embarrassing to live your life thinking that talking about periods on an anonymous website is this Horrible Thing that mustn't be done.
jimmayiscool 8
You could take anal tho