Today, I got back to my hotel at the same time as my supervisor and realized we had rooms right next to each other. I thought it was funny and said good night to him… only to remember that I had slept with HIS boss last night. We were not quiet. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, after I had an excellent one night stand with a guy yesterday, I saw him at work. He was a client my boss was trying to talk into a deal. The guy recognised me and accused my boss of sending me to seduce him into signing the contract. The deal fell apart and my boss is livid with me. FML
Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML
Today, I had to leave my one-night stand in my flat because I was giving a guest lecture at the local university. Halfway through, I hear someone sneaking in so I jokingly asked if they had a 'wild night out.' It was the guy I slept with. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. He had a huge smile on his face, so I assumed I was going to get promoted. He then sat down, and told me that he had been sleeping with my wife for the last three months. He still had a huge smile on his face. FML
Today, when I walked into work all of my co-workers were giggling and asking "How was YOUR night last night?". Last night I had sex for the first time with someone I'm seeing secretly (with good reason). That person is my boss. He told everyone. FML
Today, I was about to enter a hotel with a friend-with-benefits. We then saw her boyfriend exiting the same hotel with another woman. FML
Today, after leaving my workplace, I realized that I forgot some important work papers. When I went back to get them, I was faced with the sight of my boss and a coworker getting it on against my desk. FML
Today, I came home from work to my hot roommate cooking and wearing nothing but an apron. She pulled me into her room and things went great. At least, they did before I woke up in the break room with my coworkers and boss all gathered around, listening to me talking in my sleep. FML
Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a co-worker who I really liked. One thing led to another and we ended up going to her house and hooked up. Once we'd finished, I noticed another co-workers ID on the floor by her bed. I asked her about it and she said he must have dropped it there last night. FML
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inappropes 31
Yeah. sleeping with higher ups at work. I'd fire your ass just for that. everytime I have seen that happen nothing good comes from it. and usually the lower person uses that influence for no good.
tounces7 27
Well I'm sure you'll climb to the top of that company ladder pretty fast. All it cost you was your dignity, integrity, and any sort of respect from your co-workers.
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inappropes 31
Yeah. sleeping with higher ups at work. I'd fire your ass just for that. everytime I have seen that happen nothing good comes from it. and usually the lower person uses that influence for no good.
raven_of_azarath 34
I’ve been the higher up, and nothing came of it at work. We just acted like nothing happened. He ended up being fired later for unrelated reasons.
inappropes 31
that's good. you didn't act unprofessional. not everyone is as good lol. there usually are rules about this kind of thing for a reason. it can get very messy very fast.
bass_ftp 12
Yeah and the higher-up is a saint, right? There is absolutely no power abuse there. Either fire both or none.
Emma Marshall_738558922 12
Orrrrrr they could've just wanted some fun and not been thinking about work 💁🏼
RichardPencil 30
Now, you’re untouchable. You can do anything you want at work and your supervisor just has to suck it, provided his boss agrees that you’re good at...y’know..,
ohsnapword 21
Ah, but first, she had to suck it.
RichardPencil 30
That's what I was implying with the "y'know."
wanted_2_want 40
She already did
tounces7 27
Well I'm sure you'll climb to the top of that company ladder pretty fast. All it cost you was your dignity, integrity, and any sort of respect from your co-workers.
Emma Marshall_738558922 12
Lol get over yourself 😂😂
acmariner99 25
Brings all new meeting err meaning to “business or pleasure”
whiskey'swino 15
If you want to have a dalliance with management at least be discrete, not super loud. No body wants to hear it. And it makes for a more entertaining story when/ if the Supervisor tells others.
GUYMAINE 16
Whoreporate affairs!
A Frenchy in Eire 31
Don't screw your crew!
Cz22mv 14
Why share this? Are you proud of sleeping with your boss’s boss? Are you ashamed of him knowing? What exactly was the FML part of this?
alycion 38
Loud sex in a hotel is like a loud cell phone user in a restaurant. Nobody wants to hear your business.
Jerry Leberer 12
so, you make it a point to sleep with your bosses? that's bright. yes, all of FML is judging you because that's extremely unprofessional and you very well can and probably will be fired for it at some point in time
Rabite 28
#notallFMLreaders