By Anonn - 23/02/2009 13:14 - Australia

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Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend masturbating so I said to her, "Need a hand with that?" to which she replied "I'm doing fine here on my own, don't ruin it." FML
I agree, your life sucks 92 975
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Tip for the future next time you want to go at your girl with your hands. Have her lay on her back on top of you so you can touch her much in the same way she touches herself. Yes, it's fucking hot and will probably lead places. :]

I resent Jaywin's comment! I'm actually very good at hand jobs!! But I see where your girl is coming from! Guys are more aggressive with the whole fingering deal, it's always nice to have a ladies touch

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Maybe you just suck at pleasuring women. Have you ever thought about being gay?

#6 - Maybe they are... Ever thought about going straight if you are a lesbian?

I resent Jaywin's comment! I'm actually very good at hand jobs!! But I see where your girl is coming from! Guys are more aggressive with the whole fingering deal, it's always nice to have a ladies touch

I on the other hand like it rougher something I can't fully accomplish myself without my fiancé to do it

A ladies touch can be nice, but I'm into guys and a guy's "aggressive" hands turn me on lol

Tip for the future next time you want to go at your girl with your hands. Have her lay on her back on top of you so you can touch her much in the same way she touches herself. Yes, it's fucking hot and will probably lead places. :]

Omg... sounds seriously hot! I will let my boyfriend in on this!

She said "Don't ruin it"? If I were you I would have walked out the room, out the door, in the car and gone home, and never answered the phone for her again. Period. Then, apparently, I would jump on Amazon and order "Oral for Dummies". If you had a decent girl, she would let you experiment and play. Or at least watch, then let you in after. #10 is exactly right. Good way to make it a surprise is to 'watch a movie'. Obviously don't get one that she'll be too interested in, otherwise this may backfire. Then sit on the couch and get her to sit between your legs, (grab a blanket to lure her into it ;), then start giving her a tummy massage. Work your way up before you work your way back down.

sounds like you deserved this one.

i hope you stayed and watched and enjoyed yourself at least.

I think that that's a really great way to diffuse an awkward moment and turn it into something hot. Too bad she missed out.

@#21: If he hasn't been doing that already and she hasn't bothered to tell him what she likes and dislikes, there are probably deeper issues. :P

ROFL! Wow... that's priceless! But I agree, don't be sad. Maybe she didn't feel like asking you to interpret what she really wanted.