By Lauren - United Kingdom

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Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML
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  Sebastian_NG  |  17

If I was on your boyfriends place i woulnd't have taken it so seriously an would've laughed dun worry bout your sister you should care about your parents embarrasing you or screwing you up in any of the millions of possible ways

  suzyrobertsxo  |  7

could of just said "I think it already has come out of your mouth..." would of lightened the mood for your boyfriend, and embarrass your sister, if she wasn't already..

  Khaos_198  |  4

Yes you can. I'm a caregiver so I've worked in the medical field for years and I can tell you with certainty that if you are constipated long enough you will literally throw up your poo because it gets so backed up and has no where else to go. That's why if you are constipated for more than 4 days you should always go to the hospital to have your bowels dis impacted otherwise you'll either throw up poo, or worse somewhere along your digestive system could burst and fill up your insides with poo which can kill you.

  perdix  |  29

"Hi, nice to meet you. What's up?"

"A turd. A turd is up my ass. A big, fat, old dry turd. At least one, maybe several. My colon is full of shit and it's about to back up into my intestines. So, what's new with you?"