Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
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Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, I shaved my armpit hair. After growing it for so long, it's gone. FML
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Top comments
deaditegirl 0
How does it take you an hour to shave your legs? You must be pretty bad at shaving.
volcom1206 0
This sounds to me like shaving is not a usual occurrence for you. I suggest you make it one.
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Comments (173)
FMLx818 0
i've done that
0geckofun_ 0
ok, i'll rephrase. i don't give a shit what other people do, i really dont care. but i hate when someone is deemed 'disgusting' or 'gross' because they choose not to shave. i can understand that its bad to be unclean, (that is gross) but body hair is just hair. Sheesh, get over it.
ladedum 0
DAMN. it took you OVER an hour to shave your legs? are you like... a wooly mammoth or something? it takes me 10 minutes max.
definecrazy 0
Get over it. It's really not that big of a deal.
phagesrock 0
I've been there. Oh well.
that_guy01 0
is this not a habit or something!? keep it shaved damnit. hairy chicks are just...ugh
so_me_fml 0
Eh, happened to me once, when I was a lifeguard... I shaved one pit and forgot the other, and a MALE lifeguard pointed it out to me. It is at points like this in my life that I become overwhelmingly appreciative of the fact that I do not embarrass easily.
icedcooly 0
ydi for believing that you need to shave to be confident. thumbs down to all you idiots that support the sexist values imposed on women by society.
Pepperolls 0
Not really an FML.. Jeez, what's with you girls.. you're so centred in your appearance.
regalarius 0
I've never understood why women feel the need to shave nearly every part of their body. Personally, as a guy, I couldn't care less about hairy legs or pits. I mean, *I've* got 'em, and if they're good enough for me then they're good enough for anyone! :-P Now, if it's somewhere my face is going to be, I'd appreciate some room, but besides that, I don't see the point. And don't get me started on people who pluck or wax their eyebrows.