Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
MeLuvBewbs 7
Go on Facebook and say your pregnant. I bet you'll receive alot of sympathy
Unabletuna 6
Log into his Facebook and piss off all those who gave him sympathy
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (146)
zumiez069 5
Why would he do that?
FMLandurstoo 9
Because he's an asshole trying to blame his ex for being the asshole.
oicu812xD 16
It says her "boyfriend" not ex boyfriend
llamafish 25
I think it's safe to assume they're exes now.
MrSassypants 34
23 oh cool, it does say her boyfriend. Ignoring the fact that the boyfriend broke up with her, himself, or whatever, that mist mean that we cannot assume they are exes and must say they are still together.
soldiat_fml 17
She's probably still reeling from the underhanded breakup to consider him an ex, while the (ex) bf probably sees her as an ex.
kira_the_boss 1
Because you are what you eat. If this saying is true, then he must eat a lot of dick
MeLuvBewbs 7
Go on Facebook and say your pregnant. I bet you'll receive alot of sympathy
Danny0522 8
Or thousands of ***** jokes and comments, as well as being branded an attention ***** once the truth comes out.
wallandpiece 16
You'll also receive a letter from a doctor, advising you to check into a mental hospital. Faking pregnancy is not what normal, functioning people do.
Calyx_fml 22
Normalcy is boring.
AngiLaLa1 2
19 - I would like to agree with you... But so many women do it. It's crazy!
Angitia 8
108, normalcy? Nice.
phantumgrey 6
112- and no body claim woman are or can be normal functioning people. Not all but most women are batshit crazy.
xlasernoobsx 0
Four women do not like your comment.
Unabletuna 6
Log into his Facebook and piss off all those who gave him sympathy
oppawoppa 9
Or you could just log into his and write what REALLY happened. Btw your picture scarred me for life?
YacL 15
That guy is a genius, yet he's still a massive dick.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Is he a genius for being able to log into someone elses Facebook? Because I don't see any "genius" in this FML.
Danny0522 8
No he's a genius for thinking of such a thing, instead of breaking up with her directly and probably get shitted on by all of her friends, he made it seem like she dumped him. Yet at the same time that was a dick move.
CaramelMacchiato 13
Why does breaking up with someone make that person an asshole? People don't know why people break up, and it isn't any of their business to know in the first place.
tifani322 13
he's more of a pussy
MrBrightside21 20
45 - That's not what your mother said last night, Trebek.
Red_Forman 0
#29, I know what you mean, my now ex girlfriend broke up with me, and she a shit load of sympathy. And I was branded an ass by her friends, and I did absolutely nothing wrong. I even asked het what I might have done, and she told me that I did nothing wrong. Not sure if I beleive her though. Either way, I was confused
ifailplzinsultme 0
76- Happened to me too. Guys are just naturally branded as dicks.
born_hustla 26
Last I check, she liked a massive dick!
kiss_1214 17
No, he's an ahole for making it seem like she was the jerk when she had no intention of breaking up, but he did. He just wanted sympathy.
danishbagel 3
That just proves that relationship would've gone to shit anyway.
NokeyPlc 1
Back in my day, we had secure passwords. It's still awful though :(
RussianFox 13
I'm assuming OP trusted her boyfriend with her password or as you said, had an easy-to-guess password.
ebdeadaccount 11
Or she didnt log out of her account
123josie123 11
He's a smooth criminal
kickuwithmyfist 1
Annie Are You OK? So, Annie Are You OK Are You OK, Annie
soldiat_fml 17
Oh my god, now I have the cover by Alien Ant Farm stuck in my head.
kickuwithmyfist 1
Alien who...lol
Vanity_hazel_xx 0
lmao now the song is in my head :)
nado13579 12
You've been hit by (dun dun) You've been hit by (dun) A smooth criminal :) You know we never found out if Annie was okay. It's been 25 years and there's still no confirmation. :P
t765234 10
78- Alien Ant Farm is a band who created a rock cover of Smooth Criminal.
kickuwithmyfist 1
99- it was a joke..lol I know that song by Michael Jackson aka king of pop, not from the one hit wonder band that covered it :D
apm2629 2
he's got no balls
MysticKnight 3
So is your mom.
NiiTeH 7
1. That makes no sense whatsoever. 2. Go away.
daringtoride 27
Lol. 10 means OP's boyfriend didn't have the balls to break up with her face to face, I think. Ex-boyfriend now, I suppose?
sillycart 9
Maybe he is depressed and needs to know that people care.
llamafish 25
That's no excuse. I suffer from depression and would never think of pulling something like that.
starshadows99 4
Depression does not make you a dick. People just use depression as an excuse to make dick moves like the one in the FML. Its inventive, but still a seriously dickish move to pull. The guy shoulda had the balls to break up with OP to her face. OP, FYL
soldiat_fml 17
Right...because being depressed and being a dick are obviously synonymous.
ihasbrains 10
So what, now all depressed people are completely the same and have the same moral values? If you're mentally unstable, you're likely to do some pretty weird shit. But that depends on the level of your instability, I guess. Which is why I don't think he is depressed. Just a smart man, and a bit of an asshole.
TheFamilyElf 17
Then log onto his Facebook and post a confession of the long list of STDs he has. I mean, I guess it doesn't really help your situation, but it'll be nice to watch and laugh while he's single for the rest of his days...
owo_fml 9
I'd be careful about that one. People will likely think OP also has some of those, and consequently, OP may also be single for the rest of her life.
Il_Maestro 6
Or someone may assume that it wasn't him who posted it as posting a list of one's own STD's is not commonly done.