Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
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Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, I shaved my armpit hair. After growing it for so long, it's gone. FML
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deaditegirl 0
How does it take you an hour to shave your legs? You must be pretty bad at shaving.
volcom1206 0
This sounds to me like shaving is not a usual occurrence for you. I suggest you make it one.
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love4running 0
Today, I read yet another horrible FML. FML.
mimblewimble_fml 0
#94, you can go back to the 90's now if you're going to say "gag me with a spoon" And you better have meant that she doesn't shave her armpits, not her arms. Most women don't shave their arms. And when they do, it looks really REALLY disgusting and it ruins their skin. Agreed, armpit hair is gross, but not as gross as the expression "gag me with a spoon"
ertw 0
lol haha I almost did that yesterday
leero 0
It's okay, OP, I can understand how it would take an hour. I have suuuper hairy legs that take at least 20 min to shave and I still don't always get it all. Plus, sometimes I get goose bumps in the shower which means the hair is growing back right then and there. I shave 2-3 times a week, too. So if I was going to want to make sure it was all gone, it might take me almost an hour. :) I've definitely come so close to doing something like this before. I hatehatehate armpit hair and I shave it every day lol, so when I forget I freak out because it grows back so much faster. I would say YDI, but everyone forgets stuff like this once in a while. FYL LOL @ 94
idontgiveone 0
wait do you just shave everything?
leero 0
**95, sorry
MmmHotWaffles 0
if anyone asks..say you're part ape
hsdtt03 0
wow.. a whole HOUR?? do you have head hair on your leg by any chance.. come on it couldn't take THAT long. and #83, BOTH girls and guys should shave their armpits. who cares if it's natural or not. it's disgusting.
gigi37 0
PEOPLE!!! Obviously we are questioning why it took her an hour; have we NEVER considered the thought that she was probably taking a WEED WHACKER to those legs? In all seriousness, OP, it sucks you forgot your pits, but if you were that nervous about not being confident enough, you should have paid attention during that FULL hour to your other body hair you wouldn't want to be seen. I do hope you weren't running water during that whole time too
classicalteen 0
i've done this :] no fun.