By MathTeacher - 02/05/2011 14:30 - United States

Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 038
You deserved it 46 048

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cptmorgan15 2

Tell that bitch.

JocelynKaulitz 28

Say goodbye to your job.

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cptmorgan15 2

Tell that bitch.

i_love_grrr 0

i agree! lol people whine to much

sometimes bitches just need a realty check

uncbballwins 0

I did the exact same thing to my 10 year old sister.

out of all the students you chose that one.... solid

when i was in high school i was doing some tutoring thing. and well anyway to help me get used to being around kids we would go to an elementary and there some kid kept bugging and kicking a ball at me until i said. calm your ass down you little shit. and he told. i didnt get my certificate..fml

cptmorgan15 2

Funny story 25, but read your name back to yourself a couple times.

Ryan0510 0

Bitches will bitch.

JacksonCampbell 9

Instead of YDI, it's more of a SDI (She Deserved It)

haha wow that's amazing..

I wanna look like 6 O_O

#6 isn't that like the point of this site?

cptmorgan15 2

100, she was talking about the students' whining.

littlemissFYL 5

OP if the bitch was bitching so much you ha to call her a bitch, I suggest kick that bitch out for her bitching, dumb bitch.

skidoo800HO 2

Great statement but you should have said bitch more

at least you didnt call her a sluty hoe... that may have happend once or twice in my life... But true, at least you told her now than hav her bitchin when shes older. i think her parents secretly thank you for that

squishy01 0

65, I read SDI as STD. lmao

Straight up. You should of added a good back hand with it.

staceysgenesis16 0

yeah , that bitch needs to be told !! maybe you could get a pencil n shove it in her eye as well .. >:] just a thought

futtbuck101 1

Don't talk like a bitch and you wont be treated like a bitch

Lakers2481 0

hahaha

I did the same thing to my mom!

25: I, for one, am rather relieved to hear you're not tutoring children, for reasons entirely unrelated to profanity or lack of patience.

Nice, real professional of you good sir, well since you are going to lose your job anyways you should of back handed her lol.

browniegrl 4

unless you work with kids, you have no idea how easily you can get pushed too far. just be happy that's the worst you said

when you look like you, looking like 6 is not necessary.

wikkedphuka 0

i was thinking more of an std and btw your commeny ugh smh ydi lol lmaooooo all these stupid letters

darlingdollie 24

Tone down the eyeliner.

182 your picture is hilarious even though I hate him

283- thanks but that was kinda the point.

ejcastaneda21 0

Hi

YOU GO GIRL, tell that bitch who's boss

JocelynKaulitz 28

Say goodbye to your job.

jayellef 3

not only is she fired, but now that girls family will sue and probably win, taking away money from the school system and taking away jobs from other teachers since the school can't afford it. that entire school is fucked! ydi!

And she replied with, "You're fired bitch".

Ali_Br_fml 33

Does the kid have any proof? ... Other than this fml... Lolz jk.

BellaGoBoom 6

I doubt the superintendent would sue the school. Maybe.

dudeitsdanny 9

On what grounds would they sue, exactly? Calling her a bitch isn't illegal.

No, it's not illegal, but it's very unprofessional. A teacher isn't allowed to scold at pupils. OP, you deserved it. I am almost a teacher myself, I know that students can be a pain in the ass, but you did something a teacher should never do. Besides of that, I think you reacted too late. If a student is bothering you, you have to act immediately. A blank stare, a comment, a note...you can't expect your students to behave if you don't punish misbehaviour soon enough.

77, in some states including Michigan where I am from it is still illegal to curse infront of women and children. it's an antiquated and little known/ enforced law but a woman pressed charges against a man a few years ago and won :-/

reggicm 0

"it's not illegal, it's frowned upon." lol...seems like an appropriate quotes, especially for today...

lakeybalboa 0

99 thats the stupidest law ive ever heard of

85: your comment is contradictory. "a teacher isnt allowed to scold at pupils" then "you cant expect students to behave if you dont punish misbehaviour enough" Firstly, YES, teachers are allowed to scold students. in public schools they cant use corporal punishment (in america), but technically there is no law against teachers scolding or cursing at a student. it may be against "school rules", but if they were to sue its much more likely that the case would be thrown out. and secondly, teachers punishing students doesnt make us behave, it makes us call you a bitch, and misbehave more to piss you off. if you want students to behave, be someone we actually respect-something you wont get from punishment.

"I am almost a teacher myself" Not that I have ever sworn at any of my students, but when people make statements like that, they sound completely retarded. Your certification courses or BA in music therapy or whatever the fuck do not qualify you to have an opinion on the subject.

114. " like masturbating on an airplane " lol

reggicm 0

151: exactly!

JacksonCampbell 9

I've had teachers literally tell my peers to fuck off. No one cares.

remember when teachers had paddles/switches? kids today are luccky and they don't deserve the luck. fyl op

"Firstly, YES, teachers are allowed to scold students. in public schools they cant use corporal punishment (in america), but technically there is no law against teachers scolding or cursing at a student. it may be against "school rules", but if they were to sue its much more likely that the case would be thrown out." Well, it's not only against school rules, it's just a very disrespectful and completely incorrect thing to do. It's the same if a parent calls his little daughter 'a fucking bitch' because she's talking too much. There is no law against that, but it's so inappropriate. That's one of the first things we learn here in college: you don't beat children, you don't scold at children and you don't let them them go outside the class without a supervisor. Ever. "and secondly, teachers punishing students doesnt make us behave, it makes us call you a bitch, and misbehave more to piss you off. if you want students to behave, be someone we actually respect-something you wont get from punishment." I think you misunderstand the concept of punishment. Or you have bad experiences with it, could be. Let me explain it: punishment is the last step a teacher takes after a couple of warnings (like blank stares, a comment...). I don't punish pupils because I don't respect them, I punish because they deserved it. Everytime I come into a new class, I start by telling my rules (raise your hand if you want to say something and don't talk without permission). Ofcourse, someone is breaking those rules within the next 5 minutes (I don't expect them to act otherwise, I've been a pupil myself) and then the teacher has to reacts immediately, so that everyone knows they have to follow the rules. If the same pupil bothers class two more times, he will get a note. I think that's fair, and has nothing to do with being disrespectful against students.

your ass is fired!

she'll probably lose her job as a teacher too!

EverybodyHatesCh 0

hahaha ^^^ funny lmao

tsim_fml 0

41- Win! hahahahahah

deadpool91 0

totally worth it though!

Olovio 5

My picture is an ass hat, get it!? :D

Predental 5

You're literally retarded.

strizz18 0

you're an ass hat

Haaaaah, wow good luck on that front. Some kids really need to hear that, but probably not from you. P:

wait.... what's a superintendent???

F14Shado 0

winning^

Haiden_fml 0

I've seen teachers curse at students alot, but then again those are small hick towns... Well good luck OP! I'm sure the girl deserved it in a way.

minktheshrink 0

Please remember to put a space between the two, separate words "a lot". Thank you.

BellaGoBoom 6

A grammar troll?? Cool! *pokes*

Haiden_fml 0

Haha thank you, I always seem to forget to space those two :P

ChuckNorris141 0

grammar Nazis suck, just sayin

*Grammar Nazi's suck, just saying. ;)

lilykgillett 0

My teachers swear at me all the time and I live in Las Vegas.

lilykgillett 0

My teachers swear at me all the time and I live in Las Vegas.

lilykgillett 0

My teachers swear at me all the time and I live in Las Vegas.

:( grammar nazi's do suck!!! and my teacher curse at my class a lot I'm from NY

meggieh815 0

hey, thanks for calling my town a hick town. your cool.

Haiden_fml 0

I wasn't saying only in hick towns, but those are just the places I have seen them curse without getting in one bit of trouble.

Haiden_fml 0

Aw please no one take offense to my comment. I did not mean to offend anyone.

Sadieladean 0

my teachers in high school cussed at us all the time, they almost never got in trouble for it. I'm also from a "hick" town :-p they only really got in trouble if they laid hands on the student

enonymous 8

Colonel Sanders says: what's wrong with his Medulla oblongata

NikkiFlysKites 8

How is it "Nazi's"? Grammar Nazi IS suck? That makes no sense, and they don't own sucking... sooo. Although, I may be wrong.

meggieh815 0

141, I was thinking the same thing. " I hate grammar nazi is. " :)

I've known 3 teachers that have sworn at students. Twice, to call a girl (the same girl both times in fact) a bitch. once because kids were laughing and yelling and running when our school was on fire.

llamalpaca382 13

I guess I suck then...

firecapez 4

just thought i would point out that i am from the samr place as 33... that is all ;)

what, are you 12? same city, but my teacher were all cool as shit.

that was to 94, sorry!

when I was in year four we had an idian sub. she thought we couldnt understand her because if her accent so she called us all stupid fucking cunts. she got fired

iBiteRoses 22

*Nazis

If you want to keep your job, deny, deny, deny. It's your word against a kid's. A whiney, bitchy kid at that.

Because it's not like there were other kids in the class who could also bear whitness, right?

AlterrOnmi 0

that when you supply extra credit..who doesn't love extra credit

Still, adult vs. kids.

Yeah, true, but chances are these kids are troublemakers in every class, not just the OP's. The other teachers will have her back.

lllaalaa 0

Oh so agreed!:) except the other bitchy little kids in the class too....

well, she prolly deserved it, but knowing how up-tight society is....ur ass is toast.

Best teacher ever..... I think you just won

A Canadian substitute got fired for saying "I fucking hate those niggers!" to black twins.