FML : Today, I missed my flight because I was stopped by airport security. They found "small, suspicious, spherical objects" in my purse on the X-ray. After...

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Today, I missed my flight because I was stopped by airport security. They found "small, suspicious, spherical objects" in my purse on the X-ray. After pulling me out of line, taking my purse aside and carefully opening it with tongs, they removed the bag of grapes I had packed as a snack. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Ya / Sunday 10 May 2009 14:18 / United States

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By dino_witha_cape | 0

#185880 - Sunday 10 May 2009 08:01

yeah, if you bite into those things they could squirt someone's eye out

By Jcsati8 | 0

#185901 - Sunday 10 May 2009 08:05

If you pack baby carrots, will they think you are carrying ammo? Damn airport security!

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By Pitaace | 0

#185876 - Sunday 10 May 2009 08:00

they better watch out those grapes can be pretty dangerous I'll keep with with the tradition and state the obvious that I am #1

Tapdivaaa | 0

#984111 - Friday 23 April 2010 11:44

dude me too!

By blackdog_fml | 0

#185878 - Sunday 10 May 2009 08:01

next time you'll reconsider those grapes, huh?

XYZzzzzzzz | 0

#931234 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 04:52

Well, we all know just how suspicious grapes can be...?

dle0105 | 0

#964568 - Saturday 20 March 2010 01:00

I totally suspected they were anal beads while I was reading this post.

crzysk8r | 0

#4025777 - Sunday 12 February 2012 06:48

Grapes are deadly weapons. Didn't Osama use those? (sarcasm)

By jerryfo9 | 0

#185879 - Sunday 10 May 2009 08:01

3rd to comment :)

By dino_witha_cape | 0

#185880 - Sunday 10 May 2009 08:01

yeah, if you bite into those things they could squirt someone's eye out

By SlightlySadistic | 0

#185881 - Sunday 10 May 2009 08:01

Haha, the way this was written amuses me. But FYL, that DOES suck. Airport security can get pretty ridiculous these days.

22cute | 17

#4158452 - Tuesday 13 March 2012 11:33

Oh yeah, my life is totally f'd because someone wants to protect my life. Wah! Reality check: preventing terrorism means you need to get to the airport earlier. The rest of the world has been doing it for decades. Deal