By Ya - 10/05/2009 14:18 - United States

Today, I missed my flight because I was stopped by airport security. They found "small, suspicious, spherical objects" in my purse on the X-ray. After pulling me out of line, taking my purse aside and carefully opening it with tongs, they removed the bag of grapes I had packed as a snack. FML
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dino_witha_cape 0

yeah, if you bite into those things they could squirt someone's eye out

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Jcsati8 0

If you pack baby carrots, will they think you are carrying ammo? Damn airport security!

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Pitaace 0
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they better watch out those grapes can be pretty dangerous I'll keep with with the tradition and state the obvious that I am #1

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blackdog_fml 0
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next time you'll reconsider those grapes, huh?

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XYZzzzzzzz 0

Well, we all know just how suspicious grapes can be...?

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dle0105 0
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I totally suspected they were anal beads while I was reading this post.

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crzysk8r 0

Grapes are deadly weapons. Didn't Osama use those? (sarcasm)

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jerryfo9 0
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3rd to comment :)

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dino_witha_cape 0

yeah, if you bite into those things they could squirt someone's eye out

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SlightlySadistic 0

Haha, the way this was written amuses me. But FYL, that DOES suck. Airport security can get pretty ridiculous these days.

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22cute 17

Oh yeah, my life is totally f'd because someone wants to protect my life. Wah! Reality check: preventing terrorism means you need to get to the airport earlier. The rest of the world has been doing it for decades. Deal

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badluckalex 23

they were grapes...

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maddyeatssky 0

Hahah. I bet they felt stupid.

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thatsbull95 0

The Grape Bomb is the newest form of bombs terrorists use nowadays. EVERYONE knows that. LOL JK JK

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LemonMan 0

Good thing you said jk, otherwise I woul have tottaly believed you! Phew. >.>

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tonythatiger 0

lmfao WIN^^

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Jcsati8 0

If you pack baby carrots, will they think you are carrying ammo? Damn airport security!

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theblueone4 0
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haha. that IS pretty ridiculous. airport security is suuuuper paranoid. to the point where it is beyond ludacris.

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idontgiveone 0

ahh, well that gave Osama Bin Laden an idea. Great job airport securit guards.

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