By NoNotCats =^._.^= - 03/09/2013 08:17 - United States - Mesa

Today, I was at the doctor's getting a check up. He asked me if I was allergic to anything, to which I blurted out, "Cats." He gave me a weird look and said, "Don't worry, I won't give you cats." FML
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Sir_ND_Pity 35

Your doctor never gives cats? I would switch doctors. I have a whole litter after my last check up! :D

Lol his fault for not being specific. I would've said the same thing if I were allergic, too.

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Well, he did ask you.

He might've asked if OP was allergic to any medicines, seems to make more sense.

I like op's username

countryrose92 23

I'm allergic to glitter and I always tell my doctor that I am, even though i know it has nothing to do with medicine or medical procedures that way if something goes wrong they know throwing glitter on me won't help. ;)

Nobody feed the author chinese food then......

This was one of the funniest FMLs in a while :) nowadays they're all sad or aggravating so this was good one

I know! I thought so too! This wasn't FML. It was LAM- laugh at myself

kitsune309 15

You get to have a temp one when posting fmls without an account. It's linked to the situation often.

lisaroxmysoxx 16

Sarah Brock?

Sir_ND_Pity 35

Your doctor never gives cats? I would switch doctors. I have a whole litter after my last check up! :D

Your doctor gives cats? Darn, I'm so jealous. Mine only gives dogs.

Yours only gives you the bill? Mine gives me the entire duck, bill and all!

SMDH my first thought.....AFLAC!!!!!!

I just get a dumb dumb

VioletRaven1 8

So lucky D: wish i got dogs, cats, ducks with bills.... All i get is a horseshoe :(

*pulls out shotgun, shoots #40* BLAM!

Shootermtd25 7

Such a good comment thread until #40 had to come in and be all retarded And completely mess it up

Well I personally prefer the horses I get to dogs, but those darn things keep shitting in the house and no one has a barn around here.

@104 I got a barn! It came from my dentist!

Lol his fault for not being specific. I would've said the same thing if I were allergic, too.

There should be an "Lol" button specifically for these posts.

Or you could just say it.

57 and get thumbed down into oblivion?

ShannonBitt 29

#64: nope, looks like #60 did not "get thumbed down into oblivion"

MikaykayUnicorn 36

My Dr. ask if I was allergic to any medicine once and I was still tired and I said 'bees'.

Well you never know with doctors nowadays

I don't think this FML is as bad as most of the others here.

This isn't so much of an FML moment as a "my life is sooo funny" moment.

Your doctor won't give you cats?! How rude!

Honesty is the best policy...no big deal...I have said something similar..,actually I think we all have...

Plot twist: OP went to a voodoo doc..

we're done with twisting plots. it didn't catch on. sorry mate

The age of plot twists has passed. Go back in time or learn a new style of comment.

Plot twist: plot twists actually did catch on and 27 is in a coma, imagining a world in which plot twists never caught on

threer 30

Ash's coma theory. ;-;

God, people on funny pics say plot twist all the time. They're not funny just stop.

jw90 18

He should of specified whether he was talking about medicine or something different.

hcollins1 18

I'm pretty sure since OP was at the doc, he was talking about medicine. Unless they're talking about what's causing her allergies, but that doesn't seem to be the case.