By NoNotCats =^._.^= - 03/09/2013 08:17 - United States - Mesa

Today, I was at the doctor's getting a check up. He asked me if I was allergic to anything, to which I blurted out, "Cats." He gave me a weird look and said, "Don't worry, I won't give you cats." FML
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Sir_ND_Pity 35

Your doctor never gives cats? I would switch doctors. I have a whole litter after my last check up! :D

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honeymoonroyale 20

Lol his fault for not being specific. I would've said the same thing if I were allergic, too.

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lindora 35

He might've asked if OP was allergic to any medicines, seems to make more sense.

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countryrose92 23

I'm allergic to glitter and I always tell my doctor that I am, even though i know it has nothing to do with medicine or medical procedures that way if something goes wrong they know throwing glitter on me won't help. ;)

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hghrider123456 9

Nobody feed the author chinese food then......

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SimplyBird 9

This was one of the funniest FMLs in a while :) nowadays they're all sad or aggravating so this was good one

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ex_stripper_jk 20

I know! I thought so too! This wasn't FML. It was LAM- laugh at myself

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kitsune309 15

You get to have a temp one when posting fmls without an account. It's linked to the situation often.

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

Your doctor never gives cats? I would switch doctors. I have a whole litter after my last check up! :D

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obnum 19

Your doctor gives cats? Darn, I'm so jealous. Mine only gives dogs.

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chris_42 11

Yours only gives you the bill? Mine gives me the entire duck, bill and all!

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VioletRaven1 8

So lucky D: wish i got dogs, cats, ducks with bills.... All i get is a horseshoe :(

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Shootermtd25 7

Such a good comment thread until #40 had to come in and be all retarded And completely mess it up

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madeline9322 17

Well I personally prefer the horses I get to dogs, but those darn things keep ******** in the house and no one has a barn around here.

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TheMalygos 21

@104 I got a barn! It came from my dentist!

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honeymoonroyale 20

Lol his fault for not being specific. I would've said the same thing if I were allergic, too.

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thisawkwardchick 15

There should be an "Lol" button specifically for these posts.

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ShannonBitt 29

#64: nope, looks like #60 did not "get thumbed down into oblivion"

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

My Dr. ask if I was allergic to any medicine once and I was still tired and I said 'bees'.

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oliviaa96 5

Well you never know with doctors nowadays

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Boardacon 5

I don't think this FML is as bad as most of the others here.

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Risho96 10

This isn't so much of an FML moment as a "my life is sooo funny" moment.

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oliviaa96 5

Your doctor won't give you cats?! How rude!

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worldclassrager 39

Honesty is the best policy...no big deal...I have said something similar..,actually I think we all have...

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AGB10 19

Plot twist: OP went to a voodoo doc..

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mFUNdo21 17

we're done with twisting plots. it didn't catch on. sorry mate

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nightbirdblue 27

The age of plot twists has passed. Go back in time or learn a new style of comment.

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esines 9

Plot twist: plot twists actually did catch on and 27 is in a coma, imagining a world in which plot twists never caught on

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threer 30

Ash's coma theory. ;-;

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Ravensmoon666 19

God, people on funny pics say plot twist all the time. They're not funny just stop.

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jw90 18

He should of specified whether he was talking about medicine or something different.

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hcollins1 18

I'm pretty sure since OP was at the doc, he was talking about medicine. Unless they're talking about what's causing her allergies, but that doesn't seem to be the case.

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