Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to pretend that I found a thong in his gym bag. When he came home, I "confronted" him. After struggling through putting on my best face, he, unexpectedly confessed: "Look, babe, I'm sorry. It meant nothing." FML
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Same thing different taste
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML
Nice boxers
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Experimentation is good
Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML
Judge Judy much?
Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML
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thisismyname_fml 1
tried to play a joke, or tried to test him and then he failed?
aerosparrow 0
I mean, what did you expect? Best case scenario, you piss off your boyfriend by pulling a stunt like that. Worst case, you find out he's cheating on you. Sorry, kinda your fault.
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d1miguel 0
you deserved this. why would you do that? i hope youre single atm.
liveitlearnit 0
I would be mad at you setting him up, if he wasn't actually cheating. Cheaters don't deserve privacy or respect.
LauraAurora 0
That was a lousy joke. Get a sense of humor next time.
broken_lungs 0
that is the worst "joke" ever. you don't DO THAT. your sense of humor fails.
guitardedman 0
hahahahaha you deserve that entirely! that is not a "joke" and any woman that does deserves to be cheated on for messing with a mans head like that.
mrcarmine 0
lol maybe he recognized it was yours and that was his way of telling you that YOU'RE nothing!!!
eff_my_life98 0
i agree with #172
jbabe 0
that suckkssss. well.. at least u got the truth out of him. even tho u werent lookin for it.
Maltastic 0
Idea for an amazing joke out of a teen magazine 5$ extra coffee for a sleepless and angry expression 8$ cheap thong to put in his gym bag 10$ What he says when you confront him and he confesses... priceless. D: That is a horrible joke, you have a bad sense of humor! I don't blame him. YDI.
candiixo 0
this just proves my point .. what goes around comes back around!