Parenting, Trans Rights, Relatable, Compliment, Housework and Parents: Gender bending

Gender bending

By DaddyDoesn'tLoveMe - 16/05/2022 22:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, at age thirty, my dad gave me the first compliment he's ever given me: "Remember to wash the pan out. Oh, and good job doing your chores and your mother's today." And everyone wonders why it took until last year for me to figure out I'm the same gender as this shitbag. FML

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By fml - 03/09/2013 06:31 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML

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By Kay Kay - 23/05/2020 05:00

Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML

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By hannahg - 24/03/2014 00:44 - United States - Romulus

Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML

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By my poor eyes - 15/02/2021 16:01 - United States - Danville

Today, I found out the hard way that my 74-year-old dad sometimes wakes up early and washes dishes. Sounds great, except sometimes he likes to do so with nothing on from the waist down. FML

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By aaaaaaaaasssssssssssssss - 26/08/2015 13:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was washing my face like I normally do. My mom walked by as I was wiping my face and said "That's the washcloth I use to wipe my ass!" My dad and brothers are now only addressing me as "Assface." FML

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By harshdoobie - 18/01/2012 15:18 - Canada

Today, while looking in the mirror at my full-blown grease-spewing acne-riddled face, my father came up behind me and said, "Don't worry son, I had acne like that when I was your age". I replied, "No you didn't", and his immediate response while laughing was, "No, I didn't." FML

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By hopeless - 18/03/2011 05:32 - United States

Today, I was talking to my dad and told him that I want to be a hotel maid, hoping that he would tell me "You can do better, you're smart, etc." Instead he said, "I'm glad you finally have a goal that you can actually achieve." FML

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By anonymous - 22/09/2010 05:38 - United States

Today, my dad gave me a twenty minute lecture about responsibility and how lazy he considers me to be. He then yelled at me for not making his bed and getting his clothes off the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2014 21:04 - United Kingdom - London

Today, for the first time in my life, my dad said he was proud of me. It meant a lot to me, and I started tearing up. Noticing my emotion, he looked at me pityingly, said "Aaaaand it's gone." and walked out of the room. FML

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By wow - 05/05/2011 06:13

Today, my mom confessed that she has to make up compliments to give to prove me wrong when I said she can never say positive things about me. FML

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Crowned Sataness 11

Tuesday 17 May 2022 5:50

if you're 30 and still living at home, you've got bigger problems

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 17 May 2022 6:45

I'm guessing your dad isn't going to be complimenting you on your clear, concise writing anytime soon. "Great non-sequitur" is sarcasm, not a real compliment.

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Crowned Sataness 11

Tuesday 17 May 2022 5:50

if you're 30 and still living at home, you've got bigger problems

wrenavery90 12

Tuesday 17 May 2022 6:10

Why are you still living at home when you're 30???

Maddy Bee 12

Thursday 19 May 2022 5:32

if he's living in America, he probably can't afford to move out. my bf and I live with his parents.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 17 May 2022 6:45

I'm guessing your dad isn't going to be complimenting you on your clear, concise writing anytime soon. "Great non-sequitur" is sarcasm, not a real compliment.

GameofLife29 1

Thursday 19 May 2022 9:10

So many disrespectful comments, I am almost 30 and still live with my parents. I have disabilities, people shouldn't be judging without understanding.