Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to pretend that I found a thong in his gym bag. When he came home, I "confronted" him. After struggling through putting on my best face, he, unexpectedly confessed: "Look, babe, I'm sorry. It meant nothing." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML
Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML
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thisismyname_fml 1
tried to play a joke, or tried to test him and then he failed?
aerosparrow 0
I mean, what did you expect? Best case scenario, you piss off your boyfriend by pulling a stunt like that. Worst case, you find out he's cheating on you. Sorry, kinda your fault.
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ToughLove 0
You're unbelievably retarded (and of course, so is your boyfriend). You're the reason why men think that women do nothing but play games, and are never honest. Had he not been cheating on you, you stood a good chance of him tossing your crazy ass out on the street. Maybe you didn't deserve to be cheated on, but you sure as hell deserve to be alone.
cj_gurl 0
I am sorry, as I know you're already feeling "dumped in the downs," but that was a mean trick to play on your boyfriend as it was. Cheating is not something to be taken lightly or joked around with - something you obviously believe if you consider his unexpected confession an FML.
Toxic_John 0
i can tell u never no what a guy is thinkin lol if u pull sumthin like that guys will only confess to it even if they didnt do it "why? u ask" its because there gonna think that ur gonna say "y is it in ur bag" or "how can u do this to me after all we've been through together" so that was an epic fail u just put urself through. nd #149 dat wasnt a mean trick on this grls bf it was a stupid trick
hootersgirl09 0
You are a dumb bitch, no wonder he would cheat on you. Like actually, that is the creepiest and stupidest stunt ever.
Ottawa_Sucks 0
Like plenty of other people have said, you're a retarded bitch and got exactly what you deserved.
voice_of_reason 0
153 comments on this one. wow... wow don't any of you read the previous comments? everything was said within the first 20...
maskjmgvwrfp 0
it's actually good that you did that. If you hadn't you would have never known he'd cheated on you. So who cares about the other comments, you were playing a little joke and you got screwed over!! that really sucks!!
m0nicam0nster 0
#153 everyone likes to say something regardless if it had already been said. plus ppl just like to agree with things, calm down HORRIBLE JOKE you deserved that. deep down you wanted to see if he would admit to something. who would ever do that; thats so stupid.
m0nicam0nster 0
#146 hahaha I totally agree except I thought I had a good bf and then he completely changed, treated me like shit, and we had a nasty break up. you just really cant tell with people unfortunately
wangtheory 0
lol epic failz