Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to pretend that I found a thong in his gym bag. When he came home, I "confronted" him. After struggling through putting on my best face, he, unexpectedly confessed: "Look, babe, I'm sorry. It meant nothing." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML
Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML
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thisismyname_fml 1
tried to play a joke, or tried to test him and then he failed?
aerosparrow 0
I mean, what did you expect? Best case scenario, you piss off your boyfriend by pulling a stunt like that. Worst case, you find out he's cheating on you. Sorry, kinda your fault.
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Comments (270)
7kelevra 0
stupid idea for a joke, # 206 how did she not deserve what happened to her? I agree with #186-I doubt he actually was cheating. She just cornered him and accused him of something he didn't do. Seems like he would rather just take the rap then have her think he was coming up with some elaborate scheme to clear his name. YDI for being a dumbass.
yourpathetic 0
I had a friend who a gf pull some stupid shit where she made him believe everything about her life was a lie, and all her friends got on it and he believed it, so when he got pissed off when he said "So the part about where you were raped was a lie" shit hit the fan. Hope you learned a lesson.
lolatflyingducks 0
You really opened up a can of worms on that one. At least now you know the truth.
pickles86 0
Lets hope he knew it was a set up and was just playing along? I've been silly and pulled a stray hair off my boyfriends shoulder (knowing it was mine) and asked all serious like who's hair it was, and he always jokes back that its his 'other' girlfriend he keeps locked in the basement... one sec... I gotta go check the basement...
hawky_06 0
wow man that sucks...
videoCWK 1
This is what happens when you date anyone who has ever said the word "babe"
IMz0r 0
Jerk. But he could have been going along with the joke as some pointed out.
ImaTrainwreck 0
Ahh man. At least now you know.
illeyad 0
How can some of you people justify that she deserved this? Because her boyfriend is a dumb ass and doesn't even have enough brains to cheat? Even if she was fishing for information she had every right to know that her bf was a loser. I bet if it wad the other way around and the male fished for information to find out if his girl was cheating, all of you saying she deserved it would promptly change your tune to- 'that was clever, she's so dumb she fell for it, hahaha.' OP, weather it was being clever, or simply a joke gone wrong, you benefited in the end because now you can get rid of the trash in your life and throw him to the curb.
robodoll 0
You both don't need to be with each other. You have a sick sense of humor, and he's not worth your time because he's a cheater.