Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to pretend that I found a thong in his gym bag. When he came home, I "confronted" him. After struggling through putting on my best face, he, unexpectedly confessed: "Look, babe, I'm sorry. It meant nothing." FML
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Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML
Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML
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thisismyname_fml 1
tried to play a joke, or tried to test him and then he failed?
aerosparrow 0
I mean, what did you expect? Best case scenario, you piss off your boyfriend by pulling a stunt like that. Worst case, you find out he's cheating on you. Sorry, kinda your fault.
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pat_mac 0
Ok, I agree with those who said the YDIs are just trying to point out the fact that this was hurtful and manipulative "joke". There would have been nothing funny about it even if he'd been faithful. No one really "deserves" to be cheated on, but the OP should really think about what is a functional relationship if this is her idea of a joke.
Kimchi_fml 0
Man, I don't know about all of you, but if I did that to my boyfriend, he'd play along with it, I'd probably just gasp in mock horror and we'd continue acting, eventually joking about it later on. I have 100% faith in him that he'll never cheat, and vice versa. He knows this; so, probably, we'd laugh it off and forget about it the day after. :V
voice_of_reason 0
#200 - congratulations on your complete confidence in each other's fidelity. I bet you and your relationship are both pretty young. Be sure and come back in a few months when one of you catches the other cheating.
rwilldred27 0
knew where that one was going from the start... at least he was truthful about it? obviously felt guilt about something to not even deny it at all immediately.
Kimchi_fml 0
#201 I'll be sure to come back in a few months and tell you how happy we are. :D p.s. I'm not the youngest person, FYI. Thanks for assuming. :)
mavrick1915 0
you were not pretending you were fishing for information, i hate it when girls do that shit, that is why my motto is deny deny deny even when they have me dead to rights... hahaha
zazouO 0
It was weird that you'd do that in the first place? But at least you know.
greenearth 0
girl you do NOT deserve this. ignore all the ***** who say you do. if anyone deserves anything, your asshole boyfriend deserves to get DUMPED. if you had never played the joke, you never would have found out and you would have been with a cheater.
yoshiisushi 0
hahaha i'm sure thats why the idea occurred to you to play a joke like that, i mean you had to suspect something. I bet it was a test. don't lie :]
yoshiisushi 0
#201 just cuz you're insecure doesn't mean everyone cheats geez