Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to pretend that I found a thong in his gym bag. When he came home, I "confronted" him. After struggling through putting on my best face, he, unexpectedly confessed: "Look, babe, I'm sorry. It meant nothing." FML
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Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML
Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML
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thisismyname_fml 1
tried to play a joke, or tried to test him and then he failed?
aerosparrow 0
I mean, what did you expect? Best case scenario, you piss off your boyfriend by pulling a stunt like that. Worst case, you find out he's cheating on you. Sorry, kinda your fault.
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ohsoinlove 0
this is why we never surprise boyfriends
Offspring_fml 27
Hey, you shouldn't really criticize her for it. If he wasn't cheating, he should've had nothing to worry about. Even if she didn't pull that stunt, he still cheated on her, and she found out. It's better that she did, because she can find someone else who would be a better, faithful boyfriend.
youareindeepshit 0
If a guy is dating someone who's stupid enough to pull something like this, he's either unfaithful or a complete moron.
hannah5 1
No one 'deserves' to get cheated on, clearly, but that was a bloody stupid 'joke' to try and play on him. Do you usually mess around like that? How funny would you think it was if your boyfriend came up to you with a pair of boxers he'd 'found in your gym bag' and accused you of cheating on him? I won't say you deserve to be cheated on, but it was a manipulative thing you did. It's not exactly hilarious to accuse someone of cheating on you, it's playing with people's feelings.
synnerr 0
You were asking for it. YDI.
daviekatz 0
Agree 100% with #16. Girls are MUCH worse than guys with cheating.
latuka 0
i agree 100% with 153. people love saying the exact same thing on all of the FMLs on this site. no one seems to read the ones above.
lovesounds 0
I completely disagree with #187. I don't think a guy would take the rap for doing something he didn't do, especially cheating. There's too much pride at stake to just admit to something like that when you didn't do it, not to mention a relationship. I just don't think he would lie about something like that just to get her off his back, if anything he would've broken up with her for not believing him or something. In any case, you were definitely asking for it OP. You don't do something like that, it's really not funny.
stinaa_rosee 0
that sucks, but that's a stupid joke you had it coming..
Vehicle 1
Well, if he wasn't just playing along with it... Even though it was a dumb joke... At least you know you should lose the unfaithful loser :].