Today, I check my phone regularly for calls or texts from her. I take her out to eat frequently, and we sleep in the same bed sometimes. Today I realized the closest thing I have to a boyfriend is my grandma. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
You can't hurry love
Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML
Loveless
Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML
Gammy got game
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
Today, I realized that I text my boyfriend more than I see him. He's my next door neighbor. FML
Me me me
Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
Imagine what it would be like
Today, I found out my 97-year-old Grandma has an imaginary 30-year-old boyfriend. I laughed until my mom said, "She's still doing better than you. You don't even have an imaginary boyfriend, let alone a real one." FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML
Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML
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WellThatSucked89 13
Grandmas are better! They will always love you :)
Welshite 40
It's admirable that you love her so much. She's worth it.
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lemontreee 11
Get a cat. Those can be like boyfriends
13ky13 20
Or 12. ;)
SmokinGuns 13
No.12: I'm going to have nightmares about your picture...
Zenthar_15 2
find a man for both of you
420WhyMe666 7
how old are you, why are you sleeping in the same bed with your grandma?
gracehi 33
Unlike men, most women don't mind sharing a bed with someone of the same sex, especially when it's family. Hell, my sister and I each had our own rooms growing up, but sometimes we'd share her full size bed just because we wanted to have a sleepover.
420WhyMe666 7
im female, and i stopped sharing a bed with people once i was 9
katties 27
Do you feel very proud about it? Sharing beds is something very social people do because they're not afraid of showing that they appreciate the company of some other person
katties 27
*very social in terms of that they would actually like people around them, not that that is actually always the case
420WhyMe666 7
i major in psychology, sleeping in the same bed with someone has nothing to do with being social lmfao
katties 27
Ok, it might not be the reason, but are you seriously saying that it has NOTHING to do with being social? Are you in your first semester of your masters degree....? I'm wondering because you seem to not know that there are different opinions on this matter and experienced students knowing a lot about human psychology tend to be much more humble.
420WhyMe666 7
it doesnt have nothing to be with doing social, but it has very little to do. and no, i am not in my first semester of my degree.
SandpitNinja 10
That sentance hurts my brain. Are you passing?
glabberfasted 16
I don't believe either of you are in college, let alone a graduate program.
420WhyMe666 7
the internet is a good place to lie, isnt it?
katties 27
Just a little comment here: sleeping together with another person IS a social act
katties 27
@69. Yea, you should probably be here instead of us. I'm aloud to believe you haven't been to college either, so I'll do that
vipirius 18
77. The fact that you spelled 'allowed' wrong only strengthens 69's theory.
warsun 27
May I just say that it depends on who you are and the kind of relationship/friendship or family love or whatever. I mean I'm a boy and me and my best mate sleep in the same bed on sleepovers since 12 (although we always do the wall of china made out of pillows since we tend to roll about). A friend of mine, she and her friend are really really really close (closer than me and my mate) yet they feel unconfortable in the same bed. I apologise if my statement made no sense and if the grammar was terrible but I'm just stating my opinion on if girls are comfortable with girls in bed and how boys aren't with other boys :/ anyway this shit comment is getting abit long so I might stop typing now..... Maybe...... Still going....... Boom
katties 27
77: students are tired at this time of the week, 12 in the evening, after reading nano medicine for half of the day
smokecloud_ 37
I don't even like sharing my bed with my live-in boyfriend. :/ But I do tend to be awful antisocial.
Rainhawk94 27
I hate when people have to tell us what they're doing in life like a degree to prove a point. Your words speak for themselves not a degree
AquaBaby 11
@83 the comments aren't really the place to prove how much your life sucks (or deserve it)
perdix 31
By her a strap-on and you'll get one step closer ;)
Welshite 40
You scare me sometimes.
Jemm_fml 29
He scares me all the time.
Queen_bee1234 21
#15 Freud would have had a field day with you.
tomwantssnow 14
Perdix's comments on FMLs involving family are always the creepiest...
SouthernLady12 13
I just vomited a little. Thank you it's exactly what my burger was missing.
perdix 31
Haha! That's one of my fastest burials ever. I guess among all the sappy comments we're bound to see, having fun with this story won't be tolerated.
FemskyD 26
Atleast you dont need to Buy pregnancy tests or worry About std's!
ChrisWaines 9
I bet you're awesome without a boyfriend. :) Just don't go looking around for "mr. Right now" instead of "mr. Right".
worldclassrager 41
Don't worry you'll find someone....
Secret_Ninjaa 35
Enjoy it while you can.
wasupnyc 1
What's wrong with being close with ur grandma .... You should be happy about this
StompinOnCrayons 15
But isn't bingo night as special as a romantic date ?