Miscellaneous: Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on... - FML

By Noname - 13/03/2009 15:49 - Canada

Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML

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EmilyMarie 0

Friday 13 March 2009 20:06

Whoops.

hockeyplaya 0

Friday 13 March 2009 20:09

thats embarassing... hope she was asleep

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EmilyMarie 0

Friday 13 March 2009 20:06

Whoops.

hockeyplaya 0

Friday 13 March 2009 20:09

thats embarassing... hope she was asleep

RPGod 0

Friday 13 March 2009 20:14

Ewwwwwwwww

LittleMissMack 0

Friday 13 March 2009 20:17

Are you the same kid who had a wet dream while sitting next to his grandma? FREUDDDDD!

KenMcGormick 0

Friday 13 March 2009 20:19

did you vomit?

faygo19 0

Friday 13 March 2009 20:20

Seems like you are ok with it

CaiDog 20

Friday 9 August 2013 18:15

Yeah, because people who are ok with something ususally make FMLs about it

laurenbabyy 0

Friday 13 March 2009 20:21

you liked it.

crazy_cat_lady 0

Friday 13 March 2009 20:27

Well.... how was it?

TEAZO 0

Friday 13 March 2009 20:34

boobies. haha old lady none the less lmao gross,

122vanessa122 5

Friday 13 March 2009 20:46

lmfao. ewww :P

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