Today, I check my phone regularly for calls or texts from her. I take her out to eat frequently, and we sleep in the same bed sometimes. Today I realized the closest thing I have to a boyfriend is my grandma. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML
Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
Today, I realized that I text my boyfriend more than I see him. He's my next door neighbor. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
Today, I found out my 97-year-old Grandma has an imaginary 30-year-old boyfriend. I laughed until my mom said, "She's still doing better than you. You don't even have an imaginary boyfriend, let alone a real one." FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML
Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML
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WellThatSucked89 13
Grandmas are better! They will always love you :)
Welshite 40
It's admirable that you love her so much. She's worth it.
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Comments (131)
novapine 19
i think its sweet. grandmas are the best.
breakinlegs 19
Grandma can make a great wingman! Get out there and try speed dating... worse thing that happens is you get a good laugh!
peanuty001 19
at first i thought it was maybe a friend or something....
gunda95 11
Any guy would be luck to have you! Judging from the way you treat your grandma!
pepsi_ftw 13
Why do you sleep with your grandmother?
cmorgan119 10
There's no shame and that. Guys will come and go but Grandmas are forever! Be proud that you're such a wonderful grandchild to her and I'm sure she loves spending time with you.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Appreciate your Grandma. Grandmas are AWESOME!
rainbowtacopanda 8
Same here. But I like it. She's a better friend than most of the people my age anyways.
alyant 12
Grandmas are so much better. They won't ever backstab you.
MollyWW 4
I am just curious... Why do you sleep in the same bed?