Today, I check my phone regularly for calls or texts from her. I take her out to eat frequently, and we sleep in the same bed sometimes. Today I realized the closest thing I have to a boyfriend is my grandma. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML
Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
Today, I realized that I text my boyfriend more than I see him. He's my next door neighbor. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
Today, I found out my 97-year-old Grandma has an imaginary 30-year-old boyfriend. I laughed until my mom said, "She's still doing better than you. You don't even have an imaginary boyfriend, let alone a real one." FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML
Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML
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WellThatSucked89 13
Grandmas are better! They will always love you :)
Welshite 40
It's admirable that you love her so much. She's worth it.
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Comments (131)
kitkatmiaow 21
There is not one thing wrong with that... Cherish her :) xxx
bv2332 10
Ewwwwww sleeping in the same bed as your grandma Ewwww!!!
wingL 11
its really cute... but, still, sleep in the same bed?!! maybe a 20min nap... but sleep tgt? really??
zsshamalama 11
At least you have a grandma. I have neither :(
PieReaper 11
Doesn't that just warm your cold cold heart
TaffyJack 8
Aw, that's actually quite sweet. I love my Nanna too :)
McButts 1
Jasmine? Is that you?
suewtsn 3
Cherish it.
wafflefriez91 17
I miss my grandma who passed in April. My other one has dementia and i cant deal with it. It breaks my heart.
ljones71 2
Op stop bitching you're lucky to have a grandma to spend time with.