Loveless

By loveless - 18/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML
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jf7609 0

FYL indeed. hopefully they weren't crazy or something

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

More like your grandma is putting in a good word so you could all have an awesome orgy.

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jf7609 0

FYL indeed. hopefully they weren't crazy or something

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Crush89 0

did she actually say cute boys?? is that weird?

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sharpl916 0

Unless someone accidently destroys a planet or a universe, I think I read all in FML. Over half of these are, oh, I'm lonely for so many years, oh, my gf or bf dumped me for something random, etc...

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MadaZer0 8

Couple cute boys? Oh dear... OP don't go into dark alley ways or abandoned parks... Trust me... First it starts out cute with the stalking and the pit sniffing blouse addiction. But it all ends with a circle of guys jerking off around you.

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vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv 2

I'm afraid #4... very afraid....

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FernandoTorres_fml 0

Maybe one day you can do the same for her ;) She's been unsatisfied since 1972.

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mzhonesty 0

I've been told to shut up by everyone in my house for laughing so loud. ._.

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H3ALTHFR3AK 0

I hear old people get laid pretty regularly, it's not like they have to worry about STD's at that point.

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Epicfailz01 0

agree with #1

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eur003 0

catherine004 is hawt!! lol if your love life is pathetic stop spending all your time on here and get out there and meet people!! it's easier than you think...

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

More like your grandma is putting in a good word so you could all have an awesome orgy.

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sharpl916 0

grandma just want to see another baby born in the famiy before she dies

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walktovanish 0

did you ever think that maybe your grandma is proud and likes to tell other people about her grandchild? older people do that a lot. if your first response is that your love life is pathetic, maybe it is. go meet people.

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BritishHobo 0

I do like that that's her reaction. Not 'oh, some cute boys that have heard about me. maybe we could hang out or something'. Just 'man, my love life is pathetic'.

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ninja_ness 3

She felt bad that she was getting more action than you soo she decided to help lol take the help from the pro :)

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Melkezidech 0

What she didn't tell you was that she went reverse cowgirl with all of them, and was covered in more balls than Chris Griffin on the golf course.

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