Today, I check my phone regularly for calls or texts from her. I take her out to eat frequently, and we sleep in the same bed sometimes. Today I realized the closest thing I have to a boyfriend is my grandma. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML
Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
Today, I realized that I text my boyfriend more than I see him. He's my next door neighbor. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
Today, I found out my 97-year-old Grandma has an imaginary 30-year-old boyfriend. I laughed until my mom said, "She's still doing better than you. You don't even have an imaginary boyfriend, let alone a real one." FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML
Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML
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WellThatSucked89 13
Grandmas are better! They will always love you :)
Welshite 40
It's admirable that you love her so much. She's worth it.
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Comments (131)
mea_iloveskiing 26
I love my grandma :)
tdog23456 5
Someone to love is better than nobody at all!
skittyskatbrat 19
When you find a guy that realizes what a heart of gold you have, he's gonna be the luckiest guy out there!
Tacoboy787 6
Oh grandma you're always there. That's nice
Gityerchicken 12
I'm happy you have your Grandma OP. Cherish each moment. :)
angelitared 27
It will pay off in the end when she leaves you everything!
Musiclover1482 9
I'd give anything to have my grandma back. My grandparents on my dad's side both passed before i was 5, and the only one i had was across the country. She unfortunately died 6 years ago. I have my grandpa now but again because he's so far away its hard to see him. Treasure the people in your family because once their gone that's it.
AlexRen 21
That's amazing at least you care for your grandma:)
syed121417 22
I thinks that's amazing. I wish I could've spent more time with my grandparents. Consider yourself lucky while she's still here. You can get a guy when the time is right, but the time is always right to spend time with family
Shyboy333 10
and i thought i was bad...