Today, I check my phone regularly for calls or texts from her. I take her out to eat frequently, and we sleep in the same bed sometimes. Today I realized the closest thing I have to a boyfriend is my grandma. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML
Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
Today, I realized that I text my boyfriend more than I see him. He's my next door neighbor. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
Today, I found out my 97-year-old Grandma has an imaginary 30-year-old boyfriend. I laughed until my mom said, "She's still doing better than you. You don't even have an imaginary boyfriend, let alone a real one." FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML
Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML
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WellThatSucked89 13
Grandmas are better! They will always love you :)
Welshite 40
It's admirable that you love her so much. She's worth it.
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Comments (131)
joopjoop 19
I would gladly give up my boyfriend of 5 years to have that with my grandma, she passed 20 days ago... cherish your time with her while you can op
mkayden 23
You sound like an amazing grandchild and don't worry about a guy, he'll come along and he'll certainly appreciate your love and care :)
mezochan 29
It's okay, I do the same thing with my mom. Wish I was as close to either of my grandmothers!
martin8337 36
At least Nana will love you forever.
hazardmuffin 21
Enjoy the great relationship you have with your grandma while she's here, a boyfriend will come along eventually, I just hope you don't stop showing so much love for your grandma when that happens. You sound like a really great person :)
flame5768 14
this exact same thing was posted a long time ago.
spikekutter 9
your grandma is a beautiful man..
flame5768 14
grandma as in- women
SaucyGirl106 18
Grandmas never leave you for another girl, or because they decide they "need time apart," or decide all they wanted from you was sex. You're better off with Grandma than some guy just because you want a boyfriend.
kiki9_fml 10
I bet she really appreciates it too. Keep doing what you're doing. She sadly won't be around forever, so spend as much time with her as you can now. :)
yarani 26
I think it's awesome that you're so close with your grandma. You'll find yourself a boyfriend eventually don't worry :)