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Aw sucks man :p
Never underestimate the power of a female, OP. They're very cunning..
This FML reminds me of a song by Yellowcard. Hahaha.
25, I know what you mean, and unfortunately that small minority of the male gender degrades the entire group.
27 - "Empty Apartment!" Ironically, the lyrics are very fitting for this situation. Poor dude though. I hope he gets everything back. And I hope she gets everything she deserves.
Pawn stores are required to keep items for thirty days in the back in case it's a stolen item. File a police report, and beat the bitch at her own game without having to exert all the effort she used.
I think OP should watch Pawn Stars to see if his stuff appears. just saying
I'm surprised no one made puns out of this FML, so i'll make it -OP you just got pwnd
It doesn't take cunning to steal someone's property and sell/pawn it out of spite while the victim is away and oblivious to what's happening. In fact, what the OP's girlfriend did was cowardly and despicable. OP should definitely report his stolen property and have the note the girlfriend wrote as evidence.
19 cunning? she stole stuff. just call the cops and you can get ur things back.
Yeah, this--and this should be pretty much a slam-dunk for the cops, since she left a written confession.
Agreed.
Exactly, I've got all the proof you need!
I agree sue her if you can! FYL
So if OP went to the police with a handwritten note, they wouldn't make any effort to match that to the girlfriend so OP could get the stuff back? That just doesn't seem right.
194- Thank you
They would probably go to the pawn shop and look at the video. It's a pretty standard security measure these days. Quicker and cheaper than a handwriting analyst.
correct pawnshops wont share the videos with costumers however they will with police. still 2 is right cal the cops
Maybe he did something horrible like, I dunno, didn't spend $10,000 on her dream jewelry? Girlfriends can be insane at times.
Don't you mean 4chaned it.
55 - you just broke rule number 1
What if they never took any naked pictures? Just sayin'.
Poke her best friend.
With your wiener.
In the mouth
go to your nearby pawn shop and report all the stuff she pawned stolen.
What a hoe.
Not to mention the apartments office probably has a record of her living there. They may even have camera evidence.
forensic signature analyst ... same concept as bullet striation .. take that note, get her to write the exact same sentance on a piece of paper and then compare the two.. case closed
all else fails, drive a car through her living room
seems like a great last solution to me.
Beautiful
That's horrible! But I'm almost curious as to why she did that. Super awful person or super ticked at her new ex? Still, sorry all your stuff is gone.
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Turn her ass in. Theft is theft.
Send her a text saying "took our naked pic n youtubed it"