Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got home and found all my things thrown out into the yard, including the stuff from my mancave, which I spent thousands of dollars on. Apparently, my girlfriend stopped for a visit while my wife was home. I’d stupidly given her a key. Turns out my wife called out sick today. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and told me she "had a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So I hurried home, only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
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SorrowFull 8
Turn her ass in. Theft is theft.
Midrash 5
Send her a text saying "took our naked pic n youtubed it"
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Comments (282)
rekege 18
If you cheated on her, you deserve it. Big time. That's about the one and only reason I can come up with. Maybe if you murdered someone, though...
DjeePee 25
Cheating, how disgusting it even might be, isn't illegal. Stealing however, is.
Freeze_fml 17
One can dream of such a law.
CadillacPimpen 6
Rekege, you are so ignorant if it was his wife divorcing him than most likely she would get most if his stuff and that's socially acceptable, but just because your dating some one they do not have the right to steal from you.
brianjman14 23
Rekege, are you a feminist? Are you trying to find any possible way it's his fault? Because it can't POSSIBLY be the fault of the woman. See? I can make assumptions out of nowhere too.
crownlogic 25
81, Being a feminist would have nothing to do with this. Perhaps the word you're looking for is "chauvinist", which you may be surprised to learn is not only meant for men. Unfortunately, you seem to be either ignorant or a chauvinist yourself.
crownlogic 25
175, Chauvinism also means excessive or prejudiced loyalty or support for one's own cause, group, or gender.
crownlogic 25
Everyone can say I'm wrong but look it up before you make a fool of yourselves...TRUE feminists are not the stereotype that men make them out to be, and you're just thumbing me down because you don't like that I'm standing up for women. Talk about ridiculous. I bet the majority of people who don't like what I'm saying are men. Calm down.
Freeze_fml 17
That sounded a little biased.
Daralea 21
wow crownlogic. You must be a chauvinist. You claim that you are standing up for women and support feminism, yet you stereotype so strongly against men. With love, a female who thumbed your post down
natty098 2
Whether he cheated on her or not, what she did was wrong VERY wrong. You can't just steal your boyfriends stuff. It's called theft look it up. You're probably a feminist so you wouldn't understand I mean in your opinion men are always bad.
Teehee2 0
what a bitch
sexaaydino 14
O wow.... She didn't have a right to do that
CharlieH94 0
Good work detective...
WeirdSauce 7
Dick
Teehee2 0
jerk?
PYLrulz 17
Damn!
RainbowHeadache 2
My ex recently did this with my Ds and pokemon games after I broke up with him because he cheated. Some people are such douche canoes.
Freeze_fml 17
I hate people who cheat in Pokemon.
CSRozell 4
ya they piss me right off then my cheats don't give me that edge
RainbowHeadache 2
He was an action replay *****. But he did get me every pokemon & all of them were shiny. It was nice while it lasted.
Tyger44 1
Thank god u didnt catch his stray std pokemons..
McGherkin 0
A wild HEPATITIS appeared!
Hozu 3
Wow... Really? He took your Pokémon games and your DS on top of the other things that I remember you saying before? Some people don't deserve to live... Thankfully the Pokémon can be replaced. Preferably by ones that weren't obtained with a cheat device.
iBagel 4
LOL douch canoe. Phrase of the day.
DayWalker6921 2
Super Shitty. DUMP.
ikickgingers 15
Tmi?
ChantelRenaeee 0
That sneaky bitch.
kaprookie 3
Can we expect to see this on hardcore pawn?
ikickgingers 15
I already saw this one. The dude comes in with the sales thing but the gf put a Id hold on it.
patrickalamo 48
Reply with " getting a new apt... You will too... Jail"
natty098 2
lol I want to press the thumbs up button a thousand times but I can only do it once
xSniperx_fml 5
Sorry OP you didn't deserve that. D;