Ouch!

wow. post her e-mail address so we can spam that ho. just kidding, but seriously.

how can you be kidding and serious at the same time?

Because #65, #4 was kidding about spamming her but serious about the "wow" part

what a #####! Look for someone better, you don't deserve that

Well she already left him so I don't think OP has a choice but to find someone better unless he just wants to be single for a while

sounds like a threesome opportunity to me

#8 has an interesting point.

Yeah, I agree, totally gross. It's way better if they're conscious.

LOL #14!!!

Talk about awkward long pauses at the dinner table for months to come! I smell a sitcom!!!!!!

^ Uhhhhh, unless she already gave him one.

this isn't even believable. funny though.