By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
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bobdole 0

wow. post her e-mail address so we can spam that ho. just kidding, but seriously.

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bobdole 0

wow. post her e-mail address so we can spam that ho. just kidding, but seriously.

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forgettingsunday 0

how can you be kidding and serious at the same time?

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Unlucky_Gun 0

Because #65, #4 was kidding about spamming her but serious about the "wow" part

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mleugim 0

what a #####! Look for someone better, you don't deserve that

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Unlucky_Gun 0

Well she already left him so I don't think OP has a choice but to find someone better unless he just wants to be single for a while

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greenman_fml 0

sounds like a threesome opportunity to me

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red_apples 0

#8 has an interesting point.

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wafflemonger 0

Yeah, I agree, totally gross. It's way better if they're conscious.

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NorfolkDude 2

Talk about awkward long pauses at the dinner table for months to come! I smell a sitcom!!!!!!

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Cloudy_fml 0

^ Uhhhhh, unless she already gave him one.

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mleeb 0

this isn't even believable. funny though.

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