FML : Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but...

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By killmenow - / Thursday 19 February 2009 21:52 / United States

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By bobdole | 0

#4192 - Friday 20 February 2009 02:13

wow. post her e-mail address so we can spam that ho. just kidding, but seriously.

By JuJuBeeSunshine | 0

#4187 - Friday 20 February 2009 02:09

Ouch!

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By JuJuBeeSunshine | 0

#4187 - Friday 20 February 2009 02:09

Ouch!

By bobdole | 0

#4192 - Friday 20 February 2009 02:13

wow. post her e-mail address so we can spam that ho. just kidding, but seriously.

forgettingsunday | 0

#2300636 - Wednesday 6 April 2011 01:02

how can you be kidding and serious at the same time?

Unlucky_Gun | 0

#4293000 - Thursday 12 April 2012 05:10

Because #65, #4 was kidding about spamming her but serious about the "wow" part

By mleugim | 0

#4195 - Friday 20 February 2009 02:13

what a #####! Look for someone better, you don't deserve that

Unlucky_Gun | 0

#4293004 - Thursday 12 April 2012 05:12

Well she already left him so I don't think OP has a choice but to find someone better unless he just wants to be single for a while

By greenman_fml | 0

#4203 - Friday 20 February 2009 02:26

sounds like a threesome opportunity to me

By red_apples | 0

#4219 - Friday 20 February 2009 02:52

#8 has an interesting point.

By wafflemonger | 0

#4234 - Friday 20 February 2009 03:34

Yeah, I agree, totally gross. It's way better if they're conscious.

By Hoff | 0

#4244 - Friday 20 February 2009 03:47

LOL #14!!!

By NorfolkDude | 2

#4254 - Friday 20 February 2009 04:10

Talk about awkward long pauses at the dinner table for months to come! I smell a sitcom!!!!!!

By Cloudy_fml | 0

#4269 - Friday 20 February 2009 04:41

^ Uhhhhh, unless she already gave him one.

By mleeb | 0

#4282 - Friday 20 February 2009 05:28

this isn't even believable. funny though.

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