Love: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living...

By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2011 03:16 - United States

Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML

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By outofluckatcollege - 27/08/2016 07:33 - United States - Lewisville

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It wouldn't be so bad if we weren't stuck rooming together for the rest of a semester that hasn't even started yet. FML

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By Megz - 02/01/2013 17:38 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2018 15:00

Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML

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You deserved it 634

By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 3 070

By Anonymous - 09/07/2019 04:00

Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML

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By Tank - 16/07/2016 23:14 - Canada

Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML

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You deserved it 780

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML

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You deserved it 3 614

By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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You deserved it 3 509

bobdole 0

Friday 20 February 2009 2:13

wow. post her e-mail address so we can spam that ho. just kidding, but seriously.

JuJuBeeSunshine 0

Friday 20 February 2009 2:09

Ouch!

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JuJuBeeSunshine 0

Friday 20 February 2009 2:09

Ouch!

bobdole 0

Friday 20 February 2009 2:13

wow. post her e-mail address so we can spam that ho. just kidding, but seriously.

forgettingsunday 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 1:02

how can you be kidding and serious at the same time?

Unlucky_Gun 0

Thursday 12 April 2012 5:10

Because #65, #4 was kidding about spamming her but serious about the "wow" part

mleugim 0

Friday 20 February 2009 2:13

what a #####! Look for someone better, you don't deserve that

Unlucky_Gun 0

Thursday 12 April 2012 5:12

Well she already left him so I don't think OP has a choice but to find someone better unless he just wants to be single for a while

greenman_fml 0

Friday 20 February 2009 2:26

sounds like a threesome opportunity to me

red_apples 0

Friday 20 February 2009 2:52

#8 has an interesting point.

wafflemonger 0

Friday 20 February 2009 3:34

Yeah, I agree, totally gross. It's way better if they're conscious.

Hoff 0

Friday 20 February 2009 3:47

LOL #14!!!

NorfolkDude 2

Friday 20 February 2009 4:10

Talk about awkward long pauses at the dinner table for months to come! I smell a sitcom!!!!!!

Cloudy_fml 0

Friday 20 February 2009 4:41

^ Uhhhhh, unless she already gave him one.

mleeb 0

Friday 20 February 2009 5:28

this isn't even believable. funny though.

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